An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched but none caught her interest, except an ugly frog.
He winked at her and whispered, ‘’I’m so lonely too, buy me and take me home, you won’t ever be sorry.’’
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her ‘kiss me, you won’t be sorry.’ So the old lady thought, what the heck, and kissed the frog.
Immediately he turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young,
handsome prince. The prince then returned the old lady’s kiss
Suddenly the old lady felt herself transforming from his kiss,
Now, can you guess what she turned into?
Come on, guess!
She turned into the first Holiday Inn she could find!
She's old ...NOT DEAD!!!
Old ladies rock!
2006-09-18
07:45:03
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