An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched but none caught her interest, except an ugly frog.
He winked at her and whispered, ‘’I’m so lonely too, buy me and take me home, you won’t ever be sorry.’’
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her ‘kiss me, you won’t be sorry.’ So the old lady thought, what the heck, and kissed the frog.
Immediately he turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young,
handsome prince. The prince then returned the old lady’s kiss
Suddenly the old lady felt herself transforming from his kiss,
Now, can you guess what she turned into?
Come on, guess!
She turned into the first Holiday Inn she could find!
She's old ...NOT DEAD!!!
Old ladies rock!
2006-09-18 07:45:03 · 18 answers · asked by Sophie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol love it :)
2006-09-18 07:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Fill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old lady turned into a ugly girl FROG.
2006-09-18 08:48:26 · answer #2 · answered by bernice l 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have not been waiting to fathom the depths of Caz. sometime, she had a paranoid fit, blocked all and various, then unblocked all and various except me. After that her poetry replaced and at the same time as that's now hit and bypass over, the finished ordinary I stated in her is lengthy previous. We nonetheless love her for herself, no longer continually for her artwork, yet understand her motives? you purchased me by making use of the skinny scrawnies.
2016-11-27 22:24:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's hope for this 41 year old yet!
Funny girl!
2006-09-18 07:51:27 · answer #4 · answered by Roxy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it!!! frog's always get the raw deal about time 1 got lucky
2006-09-18 09:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by hfroggie2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry ladies this is a fairy story - the prince is gay.
2006-09-18 08:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-09-18 07:58:11 · answer #7 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-09-19 05:43:29 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got me.... that was a good one..... You kept me right up to the end!
2006-09-18 08:29:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved that, excellent
2006-09-21 00:15:07 · answer #10 · answered by Samantha H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was that frog. She was great
2006-09-18 21:29:09 · answer #11 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋