When I was little I thought reincarnation meant you turned into a walking talking carnation if you weren't successful in life.
My brother and I thought grandma lived at the airport because we always went to get her there. When we tired of her, we took her back.
I used to believe speed humps were for the blind to drive and they read it like braille.
At age 3 , I believed the "no right turns" signs on traffic islands meant "no boomerangs."
My Dad would say if you pointed at things,you'd poke a hole in the air and fairies and birds would trip on them.
I used to believe my parents relied ion me to turn traffic lights green..I'd do this by absorbing the green from trees and grass with my eyes and beaming it into the traffic lights.
I wanted to grow up and be a marine biologist,which seemed the perfect combination of studying nature and shooting people.
I used to believe a granary----the place where you
Store grain......was a a place you put people, Grans when they got old....
2006-09-16
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