When I was little I thought reincarnation meant you turned into a walking talking carnation if you weren't successful in life.
My brother and I thought grandma lived at the airport because we always went to get her there. When we tired of her, we took her back.
I used to believe speed humps were for the blind to drive and they read it like braille.
At age 3 , I believed the "no right turns" signs on traffic islands meant "no boomerangs."
My Dad would say if you pointed at things,you'd poke a hole in the air and fairies and birds would trip on them.
I used to believe my parents relied ion me to turn traffic lights green..I'd do this by absorbing the green from trees and grass with my eyes and beaming it into the traffic lights.
I wanted to grow up and be a marine biologist,which seemed the perfect combination of studying nature and shooting people.
I used to believe a granary----the place where you
Store grain......was a a place you put people, Grans when they got old....
2006-09-16 12:41:59 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, they better start talking!
2006-09-16 14:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! i had my sister convinced that cows were really kitties dressed up in cow costumes and if you got really close and looked you could see the zippers.. I also told her that drinking Mt Dew would make her feet grow.. and when we were sleeping the cats sould walk up the walls and onto the ceilings.. I told her if she got up in the middle of the night to be really snaeky and she might catch the cat doing this.. She was very gullable.. how cute.. But the best one was my brother convincing my son that there was a "potty" monster. the poor kid was terrified to sit on the toilet! i tried getting him back when he had a kid but his daughter wasnt as gullable, the only thing i was able to convince her of was that when you went over rumble strips on the road that it was the moon burping.. lol.. the fun of being little and believing stuff!! too funny.. thanks for the trip down memory lane .
2006-09-16 19:49:36 · answer #2 · answered by sea_sher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, thanks for the laugh! My brother and I used to have our little sister convinced she was adopted, an oldy but goody :) I also had her convinced that if you turned the tv off then back on the program would start back where it left off (like pausing a vcr or dvd player). (She's now 22). I had a little barking dog toy when I was younger that my dad convinced me came to life when I left the room. I would put the "puppy" in the kitchen with a bowl of dry cereal in front of him and when I'd come back later the cereal had disappeared. Naturaly I thought my puppy ate it!
2006-09-16 20:54:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to believe that if you got shot and fell into water that you would not die from the gunshot. They always got back out of the horse trough in Western movies!
2006-09-16 20:04:55 · answer #4 · answered by mickeyg1958 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. You really used to be a little kid. It makes me laugh how they think like that. Sometimes, I do that, but only to anooy my siblings. Just luike a carpet, do people drive pets in a car? Tee Hee Hee.
2006-09-16 19:50:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, pretty good.
When I was little I really hated onions but I loved carrots so my parents tricked me into think they were 'white carrots'
2006-09-16 21:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by Vulcan Chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! That was so funny... it's true; parents tell us the weirdest things when we're little.
2006-09-16 19:46:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
2006-09-18 10:56:31 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
har har....tq!
2006-09-16 22:43:46 · answer #9 · answered by ryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the marine one was hilarious lol thanks â¥
2006-09-16 22:02:26 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋