an Italian boy and a Jewish boy come of age at the same time, the Italian boys father presents him with a brand new pistol. on the other side of town, at his bar mitzvah, the Jewish boy receives a beautiful gold watch.
the next day when the two boys see each other at school they show each other what they got. it turns out that each boy likes the others present better, and so they trade. that night, when the Italian boy is at home, his father sees him looking at he watch.
'where you getta thatta watch? asks the father.
the boy explains that he and his Jewish friend had traded. the father blows his top. 'whatta you? stupidda boy? what’s matta you? somma day, you maybe gonna getta married. then maybe somma day you gonna comma home and finda you wife inna bed with another man. whatta you gonna do then? looka atta you watch and say, “how longa you gonna be?"'
2006-09-11
12:34:10
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