an Italian boy and a Jewish boy come of age at the same time, the Italian boys father presents him with a brand new pistol. on the other side of town, at his bar mitzvah, the Jewish boy receives a beautiful gold watch.
the next day when the two boys see each other at school they show each other what they got. it turns out that each boy likes the others present better, and so they trade. that night, when the Italian boy is at home, his father sees him looking at he watch.
'where you getta thatta watch? asks the father.
the boy explains that he and his Jewish friend had traded. the father blows his top. 'whatta you? stupidda boy? what’s matta you? somma day, you maybe gonna getta married. then maybe somma day you gonna comma home and finda you wife inna bed with another man. whatta you gonna do then? looka atta you watch and say, “how longa you gonna be?"'
2006-09-11 12:34:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what if the Jewish boy was the guy. that would be ironic.
2006-09-11 13:18:18 · answer #1 · answered by ruck1b 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-09-11 19:53:45 · answer #2 · answered by lovergirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting concept.
2006-09-11 20:39:19 · answer #3 · answered by Firebird 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm.. that's good.. but if i was the little italian boy, i woulda just shot the jewish boy.. and taken both.
2006-09-11 20:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by David 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I agree with David.
2006-09-11 20:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by Muslimah 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious joke man i thank for my first laugh of the day
2006-09-11 20:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by go_kartkid93 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one! I like that one.
It definatly made me laugh.
2006-09-11 20:05:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! very funny i like that !
2006-09-11 20:04:04 · answer #8 · answered by jpenton_2009 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-09-11 20:03:16 · answer #9 · answered by stl34 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats well put together!!! I love it. Did you make that up?
2006-09-11 20:06:27 · answer #10 · answered by sweets 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋