Entertainment & Music - 8 September 2006

A man woke up in a room. There were no windows, doors, etc. There was only a tank of water(5 gallons). There were no fish in the tank and he was not a fish. He had no cellphone or any electric stuff. The tank's water was very cold. 1 year later the walls had a big crack. The wall broke down and the man went out of the room. How did he live for 1 year?

2006-09-08 17:32:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

personally i would date CHRIS BROWN, I.-.L-O-V-E.-.H-I-M.-.S-O.-.M-U-C-H!!!!!!!

2006-09-08 17:31:55 · 16 answers · asked by YoYo 1 in Celebrities

one cold and bleak morning, a man is driving through the country, suddenly, from out of nowhere, a massive bald man steps on the road. he’s seven foot tall, and his muscles ripple in every inch of his body. at the roadside there also stands a young woman.
she is absolutely beautiful-slim, shapely, fair complexion, golden hair...heart stopping. the driver stops and stares, and his attention is only distracted from the lovely girl when the monster opens the car door and drags him from his seat with a fist resembling a raw ham
'right,’ he shouts, ‘masturbate!'
'but...' stammers the driver
do it now or I’ll kill yer!'
so the driver turns his back, drops his trousers and jerks off. thinking of the girl on the roadside, this doesn’t take him long. 'right,’ snarls Mr. tough. 'do it again!'
so the driver does it again
'right buddy, do it again,’ demands Mr. tough
this goes on for nearly two hours. the hapless driver is in agony, and has collapsed in a sweating, jibbering heap on the round
'do it again,’ says Mr. Tough
‘I cant-you’ll just have to kill me,’ whimpered the man
Mr. tough looks down at the pathetic soul slumped on the roadside
‘okay, now you can drive my daughter to the next town.’

2006-09-08 17:30:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Mine are:

1. Maria Falconetti - Joan of Arc (The Passion of Joan of Arc)
2. Marlon Brando - Vito Corleone (The Godfather)
3. Marlon Brando - Paul (Last Tango in Paris)
4. Robert DeNiro - Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver)
5. James Stewart - John "Scottie" Ferguson (Vertigo)
6. Marlon Brando - Terry Malloy (On the Waterfront)
7. Robert DeNiro - Jake La Motta (Raging Bull)
8. Peter Sellers - Dr. Strangelove/Merkin Muffley/Lionel Mandrake (Dr. Strangelove)
9. Victor Sjostrom - Professor Isak Borg (Wild Strawberries)
10. (Tie): Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs), and Robert DeNiro - Rupert Pupkin (The King of Comedy)

2006-09-08 17:30:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

would if i popped out your screen lmao

2006-09-08 17:29:39 · 11 answers · asked by ~$#xyMammA~ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-08 17:29:00 · 13 answers · asked by jeffreyfurgerson 1 in Movies

2006-09-08 17:28:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-08 17:28:12 · 1 answers · asked by salman0907@sbcglobal.net 2 in Other - Entertainment

A man is standing on the side of a lake with a chicken, a fox and a bag of feed. He has a boat that will only hold him and one other item. He must get all the chicken, fox and feed all safely to the other side. However, He cant leave the chicken and fox alone together because the fox will eat the chicken. He cant leave the chicken alone with the feed because the chicken will eat the feed. How does he do it??

2006-09-08 17:28:01 · 17 answers · asked by Beth 3 in Jokes & Riddles

O.J., Michael Jordan, Kennedy (old time), 9/11, ???, or none?

2006-09-08 17:27:59 · 13 answers · asked by busterp 3 in Magazines

Did you luv him or dislike him?

2006-09-08 17:27:23 · 15 answers · asked by el 4 in Television

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2006-09-08 17:26:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-09-08 17:25:03 · 13 answers · asked by angelk 3 in Polls & Surveys

name ALL the songs beyonce and jay-z have done together.

2006-09-08 17:24:38 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Just Love It♥ 2 in Music

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2006-09-08 17:23:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-08 17:23:11 · 6 answers · asked by Tiffany b 3 in Music

mine will be flying,support this country and our soldiers!

2006-09-08 17:23:02 · 8 answers · asked by happy1here♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-08 17:22:54 · 45 answers · asked by trxr4kdz 5 in Polls & Surveys

...Are they basically saying it's OK to offend racially but not politicaly?!

...Am I the only one who thinks major networks are going down the toilet this season?

2006-09-08 17:22:32 · 8 answers · asked by Hot Lips 4077 5 in Television

I antagonize my friends. And put them in compromising situations. But what's fair is fair. Don't we all?

2006-09-08 17:21:58 · 44 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models.
I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house we wanted last week is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, go ahead, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

2006-09-08 17:21:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

can you talk on the phone and drive

2006-09-08 17:21:57 · 18 answers · asked by Tiffany b 3 in Music

im just kind of curious :)

2006-09-08 17:20:58 · 5 answers · asked by oderin 1 in Music

Heyhey peoples. Does anyone here play the violin? I play in my school orchestra.

2006-09-08 17:20:17 · 4 answers · asked by Mayday Cay 2 in Music