Entertainment & Music - 4 September 2006

Q:What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A:Gifted!

Q:how do blonde brain cells die?
A:alone.

Q:what does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A:they're both empty from the neck up.

Q:why do blondes wear their hair up?
A:to catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q:how do make a blonde's eyes light up?
A:shine a flash in their ear

Q:what is it called when a blond blows in another blonde's ear
Adata transfer.

Q:what do you do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A:a wind tnnel

Q:a blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm.She passes a person who asks"Wheredid you get that?"
A:the pig says, "i won her in a raffle!"

Q:what is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A:bigfoot has been sighted.

Q:what did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A:nothing. they've never met.

Q:why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A:because red means stop.

Q:why is a blonde like a door nob?
A:because everybody gets a turn.

2006-09-04 04:42:53 · 14 answers · asked by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Billy Talent have had two albums and audioslave 3, who is better?

2006-09-04 04:42:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It goes:

Come on, come on, move a little faster, come on, come on, jump a little higher.

2006-09-04 04:41:45 · 4 answers · asked by bigredrowr 1 in Music

2006-09-04 04:41:35 · 20 answers · asked by Brittany 3 in Polls & Surveys

which one is you?

one is a charity which goes in to countries and part their people in grave danger but do help the people survive in very harsh conditions like the red cross

two charity which does in but to relief effected like christians who help people get food

three give money to the country and follow the money trail (in which at least oprah does)

four the charity who gives money to the country but do not follow the trail like many of them like the one (or the charity they support)

five the one who does care

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i meant on five who does not give a rats ***

if you can't figure out what this says don't even bother answering.....and the first if you couldn't understand why did you answer the great for it is the right answer for the question

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do not judge me on my english writting

2006-09-04 04:41:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-04 04:40:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

All the ones I've come across are women dancers only. Are there any clubs with male dancers in northwest Ohio, northeast Indiana, or southwest Michigan??

2006-09-04 04:39:22 · 4 answers · asked by Jen 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-04 04:39:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-04 04:39:00 · 12 answers · asked by bbwiw1child 1 in Television

2006-09-04 04:38:42 · 68 answers · asked by lozzi_pop22 4 in Television

I know it's posted, but how sad. Post a random comment in rememberance of him here.

2006-09-04 04:38:06 · 14 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6 in Polls & Surveys

In the Uk big brother is really big but i hate it! I watched the first series and a bit of the second but now theres been 7 series and i can't stand it! Each year its the same thing, and each year they get more annoying and weirder people in. This year it ran for 13 weeks, that means that a quarter of the years coverage on channel 4 and E4 has been on big brother. How many people out there actually like big brother and how many hate it? For those who like it, why do you like it and if you could make changes what would you do? If you hate it then why?

2006-09-04 04:38:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i never heard anything about it

2006-09-04 04:38:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-04 04:37:58 · 39 answers · asked by barrytapscott 1 in Music

Janelle used to be my favorite, but she doesn't have a mind of her own anymore so I hope Will wins again.

2006-09-04 04:37:41 · 8 answers · asked by Lola76 5 in Television

Stever Irwin died today (well, not sure of the date since it is Australia after all) in case you did not know. Read, if you like:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/04/australia.irwin/index.html

What did you think of him, on the whole?

2006-09-04 04:37:09 · 10 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6 in Polls & Surveys

She reckons women are made of sterner stuff and don't lie in bed whinnging about being ill, I mean damn come on I thought I was dying.

2006-09-04 04:37:04 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is anyone else beginning to get frustrated at the lack of answers in Lost? It started out as a really good TV show, in the first series, but now it is becoming more tedious and annoying as the writers are giving no answers, but more questions.
Do the writers have any idea where the show is going, or are they drifing aimlessly in thier storylines, hoping they may have an idea for an explanation sometime in the future? I seem to be missing more and more episodes, as I just can't be bothered to watch them!!
Do you think we will get any answers??

P.S - I am in the UK, therefore am only halfway through the 2nd series, don't know if we get a brilliant explantion at the end of the series.

2006-09-04 04:37:04 · 13 answers · asked by Carrie 4 in Television

it okay?am i in any trouble? are they going to charge me any extra fee?because they dnt know who returned the movie?help?my dad is going to be mad............!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-04 04:36:50 · 3 answers · asked by Just another gal 3 in Movies

2006-09-04 04:35:54 · 11 answers · asked by Sexy_Daddy 1 in Celebrities

Out of these three which do you think is more worthy of getting a real star with real talent for the music industry ?

2006-09-04 04:35:47 · 10 answers · asked by The Exorcist 3 in Television

I confirm he is GAY...I don't know why he never told us about his sexual preferences...but I have a friend living in the U.S. My friend is gay and saw him with a partner...well, you know.. doing stuffs... my friend knows the places he frequents...I don't want to publish the place where my friend saw him but if anyone is interested in having more info, just write to me an e-mail.

2006-09-04 04:35:21 · 10 answers · asked by Andrea L 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-04 04:35:13 · 5 answers · asked by smac1 2 in Music

Me I watch Anime longtime first one its has Samurai Pizza Cats then Pokemon then Digimon then all Anime shows. I watch Anime all years its good site should check out is http://www.absoluteanime.com/ so yeah I am biggest Anime fan.

2006-09-04 04:35:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

can someone tell me where i can download voice clips from BB7's nikki ?

2006-09-04 04:34:39 · 13 answers · asked by Billy 2 in Television

2006-09-04 04:34:23 · 7 answers · asked by Sexy_Daddy 1 in Celebrities

♥W.B. Yeats is my man!♥

2006-09-04 04:34:05 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

would you give me high5? (",)

2006-09-04 04:33:59 · 21 answers · asked by - 6 in Polls & Surveys

Anyone else eat and drink toooo much this weekend and feel 40lbs heavier like me.

2006-09-04 04:32:26 · 14 answers · asked by M Double 3 in Polls & Surveys

New blood joins this earth
and quikly he's subdued
through constant pain disgrace
the young boy learns their rules

2006-09-04 04:32:01 · 12 answers · asked by mbstokes2003 2 in Music