Q:What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A:Gifted!
Q:how do blonde brain cells die?
A:alone.
Q:what does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A:they're both empty from the neck up.
Q:why do blondes wear their hair up?
A:to catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q:how do make a blonde's eyes light up?
A:shine a flash in their ear
Q:what is it called when a blond blows in another blonde's ear
Adata transfer.
Q:what do you do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A:a wind tnnel
Q:a blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm.She passes a person who asks"Wheredid you get that?"
A:the pig says, "i won her in a raffle!"
Q:what is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A:bigfoot has been sighted.
Q:what did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A:nothing. they've never met.
Q:why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A:because red means stop.
Q:why is a blonde like a door nob?
A:because everybody gets a turn.
2006-09-04 04:42:53 · 14 answers · asked by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can't beat the blonde Jokes...That is a good collection.
2006-09-04 04:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by John 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 5 7 8 9 are all funny ones. the rest stupid
2006-09-04 04:49:28 · answer #2 · answered by Aria n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One Blonde and 2 other people were working to build a building. After a while, they started to open their lunches...
Person 1 had a tuna fish sandwich. So he said "I hate tuna sandwiches. If I have a tuna fish sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this building."
Person 2 had a jelly sandwich. So he said "I hate jelly sandwiches. if I have a jelly sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this building."
The blond had a peanut butter sandwich. So she said "I hate peanut butter sandwiches. if I have a peanut butter sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this building."
The next day, person 1 had a tuna sandwich, person 2 had a jelly sandwich, and the blond had one with peanut butter. So all of them jumped off the building.
At the funeral, person 1's mom said "If i had known he didn't like tuna sandwiches.
Person 2's mom said "if i had known that he didn't like jelly.
The blonde's mother said "Don't look at me, she packed her own lunch!"
2006-09-05 02:13:44 · answer #3 · answered by Bobby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a blondes mating call??
I'm REALLY drunk
Whats a brunettes mating call??
Is that blonde gone yet??
Well done, I actually hadnt heard some of yours
2006-09-04 04:49:11 · answer #4 · answered by Cassie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha I have a blonde comic tale that really handed off. i replaced into in my type room and there replaced right into a blonde asking the instructor a question. from via the room, a guy yells, "hi dumbass!" and she or he tuns round and says,"what? oh hi!"
2016-12-06 09:20:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some are pretty good. All of them for short blonde jokes. Keep it up!
2006-09-04 04:47:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard some of them before but there are mor funnier ones
2006-09-04 05:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by hey! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. they were great if i could it would be 10 points for U!
2006-09-04 04:46:19 · answer #8 · answered by zinc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of them were pretty mean..... but funny
2006-09-04 04:44:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were ok some of um were pretty lame
2006-09-04 05:03:31 · answer #10 · answered by desireddisease15 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋