Entertainment & Music - 3 September 2006

I was wondering if anyone out there has any original or never heard, or hasn't been heard in a long time really funny/hilarious jokes. I tell my mother them and it helps her health. She is real sick and this helps her stay positive and happy. Thanks anyone that replys. I wish I could give all a BEST ANSWER but the one that makes my mother laugh the most gets it. Thanks so much

2006-09-03 07:57:30 · 8 answers · asked by { Me } 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-03 07:57:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

could toast really be saved half way thru?

2006-09-03 07:57:23 · 10 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Polls & Surveys

Zac efron,Jesse McCartney or Corbin Bleu?

2006-09-03 07:56:46 · 21 answers · asked by Leftyyy 2 in Celebrities

2006-09-03 07:56:41 · 11 answers · asked by redwolfe1964 1 in Television

what did you have for breakfast today?

2006-09-03 07:56:37 · 12 answers · asked by musiccrazy006 3 in Polls & Surveys

Three mice are at a bar, having drinks, talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot of booze, says, "Let me tell you how tough I am."

I spot a trap and go for the cheese. When it snaps, I snatch the bar and bench press it 20 or so times and before it can close I'm outa there!" and he tosses down another shot.

The second mouse slams down a shot and says, "You think that's tough? When I find a pile of d-con, I crush it and snort it like it's cocaine." With that he throws down another shot and slams his shotglass on the bar.

The first two are staring at the third mouse, waiting to see what he has to say for himself.

He fires down a shot of booze, throws down his glass and heads for the door. His buddies look at each other, then at him and say, "Hey, where are YOU going?"

The third mouse says, "I haven't got time for this ****, I need to get home to screw the cat."

2006-09-03 07:56:36 · 6 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

boy

2006-09-03 07:56:13 · 11 answers · asked by jdgribbon 2 in Other - Entertainment

if you do can you tell is it still on and tell me what chanel its on?

2006-09-03 07:56:06 · 10 answers · asked by Tamara J 2 in Television

2006-09-03 07:55:35 · 12 answers · asked by Yum*Yum 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-03 07:55:19 · 9 answers · asked by Daniel Campos 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-03 07:54:52 · 19 answers · asked by crazygreeniis 3 in Polls & Surveys

Somehow, I managed to delete all of my friends and most of my info. on my 360 page. I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID IT!!!
Please tell me how do I get my friends back on my friends list!!
I WANT MY FRIENDS BACK!! LOL
Did I tell you that my entire body hurts from last night?oooowwww!

2006-09-03 07:54:26 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-03 07:54:24 · 5 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-03 07:54:15 · 8 answers · asked by solo 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have a 5 dollar bill dated back to 1936 is it worth anything? is there a website i can goto that will tell me how much old money is worth?

2006-09-03 07:53:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-03 07:53:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-03 07:52:55 · 4 answers · asked by Ellen Cherry 1 in Other - Entertainment

me is man with no name(clint eastwood)

2006-09-03 07:52:33 · 5 answers · asked by last spiritual man 1 in Movies

yeah they're basically the best right?

2006-09-03 07:52:19 · 5 answers · asked by Krissi 4 in Music

What kind of music is Panic! at the Disco? For example, rock, alternative rock....??

2006-09-03 07:52:11 · 22 answers · asked by curiousgeorge972 1 in Music

One of the friends turn a Question into a competion. I ask him what is the little boys name off of the Christmas story. Which is Randy. Then he asked me what is the Robot's name off of the Lost in Space? he ensured me that there was a name the boy called him after I told him that was an trick Question. I only remeber Will calling him by Robot?? Is there really a name???

2006-09-03 07:52:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-03 07:51:54 · 2 answers · asked by Ghost Boy 7 in Music

what is the name of the fairly new country group-its composed of two females (i think). they had the number one song for this week on a radio country countdown.

i dont know the name of the song or the group, but i loved them.


any help??

2006-09-03 07:50:54 · 4 answers · asked by jessie 1 in Music

They are all over the cabinets and counter everthough i clean every day.

2006-09-03 07:49:56 · 19 answers · asked by **sexyB** 1 in Polls & Surveys

Seriously, I...HURT...SO...BAD!! Even my hair and fingernails hurt. I haven't hurt this bad in yeeeeaaaarrrrrss. lol

I posted in polls and surveys because most people seem to be in here. lol

2006-09-03 07:49:44 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is Cancer really superior to other signs ? why ? Becasue of sun ?

Cancer is related to Sun and i though it is superior to other signs am i right ? if yes then in what way ?

2006-09-03 07:49:34 · 14 answers · asked by Ahsan 1 in Horoscopes

where can i download this song for free?

2006-09-03 07:49:31 · 1 answers · asked by momita 4 in Music

2006-09-03 07:49:08 · 12 answers · asked by **sexyB** 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-03 07:48:35 · 3 answers · asked by patricia 2 in Music