Entertainment & Music - 3 September 2006

not as a carry on but in my luggage? can i bring condoms?

these items will all be unopened.

thanks you for your help

2006-09-03 11:15:06 · 6 answers · asked by YOU kNOW 1 in Polls & Surveys

this is not fair.
http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-S2pelFA1eejK.7ORZVAQ8JA-?cq=1&p=3#comments

2006-09-03 11:14:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Dose anyone know when the Hannah Montana soundtract will come out, and when Miley cyrus OWN Cd come out?

2006-09-03 11:13:43 · 5 answers · asked by paige 2 in Celebrities

why don't guys hug eachother? ya'll sure love hugs when you get one from the girls so why not hug eachother?

2006-09-03 11:13:35 · 19 answers · asked by janine h 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-03 11:13:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

and do u think that tims and jordans are ugly or pretty?

2006-09-03 11:13:15 · 7 answers · asked by A Jah 3 in Celebrities

2006-09-03 11:13:03 · 16 answers · asked by suppppppppppp♥ 3 in Music

Has anyone else fallen in love with Jack Osborne? I think he's fantastic, but is it REAL? I hope so. Do you think its real?

2006-09-03 11:12:37 · 12 answers · asked by lennylil 2 in Television

i mean is there any dust cloths that r great for this ?? (with 1 swipe)

2006-09-03 11:12:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-03 11:12:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-03 11:12:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the band Nsync?

2006-09-03 11:09:58 · 16 answers · asked by Female 3 in Music

why are we here?

2006-09-03 11:09:57 · 19 answers · asked by janine h 3 in Polls & Surveys

condoms are ok,right?

2006-09-03 11:09:36 · 11 answers · asked by YOU kNOW 1 in Polls & Surveys

when the ***** did we get icecream???... did you get ice cream?

2006-09-03 11:09:06 · 7 answers · asked by Bill B 2 in Movies

In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(..and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)


On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

2006-09-03 11:08:55 · 21 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I'll be honest, cards on the table, I've had a shite year really. I left Uni a year ago and have done nothing since really and had a rubbish time doing so.
However, just been going through some of my favourite music and I feel so elevated and so much better after listening to some of my favourite tunes, who else has a complete change of view on their life after hearing a few decent tracks?
Music has the right to children!
x x x

2006-09-03 11:08:55 · 15 answers · asked by sly` 3 in Music

2006-09-03 11:08:35 · 2 answers · asked by gypsy_dreamer2002 1 in Music

If not, then why is it called a 'Prince Albert'?

2006-09-03 11:08:30 · 5 answers · asked by singa_dude 3 in Polls & Surveys

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-S2pelFA1eejK.7ORZVAQ8JA-?cq=1&p=3

2006-09-03 11:08:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's Dave's birthday on the 13th of Spetember and I haven't got a clue what to get! Any ideas on any surprises or something original? He will be 46 and may I add that he doesn't drink or smoke.

2006-09-03 11:07:18 · 39 answers · asked by bingolil 4 in Horoscopes

my sister goes on here everyday for like 6 hours staright!!! she is on now!
here username for here is rainyonasunnyday :-D
she rox...she really wants to help people on here:)
do u like her?

2006-09-03 11:07:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-03 11:06:59 · 1 answers · asked by A Jah 3 in Music

2006-09-03 11:06:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-03 11:05:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Need the name of the band

2006-09-03 11:04:42 · 6 answers · asked by mike30_ca 1 in Music

I'm looking for a good song either about an unconventional love that no one thought would work, but did, or a song maybe sang by a guy about a girl he loves because she's everything he ever needed or wanted. And is the girl that wants to take care of him, or be his everything. Preferrably country songs or classic rock, but really any suggestions would be GREAT! Thanks!

2006-09-03 11:04:38 · 15 answers · asked by nazaroff831 1 in Music

(((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))))))
Here is one for you...
have a safe and fun Labor Day

2006-09-03 11:04:21 · 22 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

any big ville valo fans out there

2006-09-03 11:04:05 · 11 answers · asked by Sarah 2 in Music

A father walks into a book store with his young son.

The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts

choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes

the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts jj

panicking, shouting for help.



A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman,

in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar

reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At

the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her

coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places

it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her

way, unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the

boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold

of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and

twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After

a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs

up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her

free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman

hands the coin to the father and walks back to her

seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.



As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill

effects, the father rushes over to the woman and

starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody

do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are

you a doctor?"



"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".

2006-09-03 11:03:36 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles