In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(..and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
2006-09-03 11:08:55 · 21 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Really great. Thnx.
2006-09-03 12:20:58 · answer #1 · answered by Smart_Dumb 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You got that right. I can't believe some of label instructions I read.
2006-09-04 03:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find these disclaimers amusing. It is not the user of the products who are stupid. The ones who made the disclaimers are stupid.
2006-09-03 18:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by no nickname 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! I cried laughing reading this, very true and so funny..Especially the Japanese instructions :D
2006-09-03 18:20:42 · answer #4 · answered by Quahogian 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what are people actually thinking, Some one should reply to these places and thank them for stating the obvious with their products.
2006-09-03 20:38:30 · answer #5 · answered by blak_gurl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha yeah someone posted this but its still hilarious especially the christmas lights lol â¥
2006-09-03 18:50:44 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heehee. way funny.
i saw instructions for the use of a pressure cooker -
DO NOT OPERATE UNDER PRESSURE WHEN USING OIL.
2006-09-03 18:46:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow!! dude i always wondered about these things! Thanks! i always wondered why my frozen dinners were so hard and how do you actually use real soap? Do you scrub, do you rub, i've tried everything???!!! LOL!! Thanaks for the good laugh!!!
2006-09-03 18:38:18 · answer #8 · answered by talkativegirl 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HaHaHa!!
Yup that is a funny one.
Thanks for sharing!
2006-09-03 19:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by Woody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ode to stupid people, take note of these instructions, you idiots.
2006-09-03 18:27:36 · answer #10 · answered by Nails 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋