Entertainment & Music - 1 September 2006

An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"

Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

2006-09-01 12:40:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I say Lucy Lawless,a close second would be Jai Rodriguez or Alfonso Riberio.

2006-09-01 12:40:43 · 9 answers · asked by B J 2 in Celebrities

something inspiring but funny. a good movie to watch, to get me excited and happy to go to school. nothing sad or upsetting. like a good, teenage comedy.
~Like She's the Man( unfortunately, that movies out, but u get what kind of movies i mean)

2006-09-01 12:40:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

cuz im just sooooooooooooooooo cool??

thanks doll!

oh yeah, heres a question so i dont get reported.what do you think of red licorice?

2006-09-01 12:40:17 · 30 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! <3

2006-09-01 12:39:15 · 13 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

Best I ever had was french cost 16€ in paris, would have cost about 30$ in the states...

2006-09-01 12:38:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i always wondered that

2006-09-01 12:37:44 · 11 answers · asked by hermans_biggest_fan 1 in Other - Entertainment

dislike/hate/dispise KATIE CASSADY (jesse mccartneys gf/and zoey on 7th heven)do you mind telling me y u dont like her and wat u dont like about her.and also i think we should start a club lol.
(if u do like her can u tell me y and wat u like about her (and i am very sorry if i have upset u at all i did not meen any offence!)

2006-09-01 12:37:42 · 4 answers · asked by jmacandzacfan4eva 1 in Celebrities

I like the one where cartman made chilli out of that kids parents and fed it to him

2006-09-01 12:37:00 · 12 answers · asked by matt l 2 in Television

hey yall i got concert tickets to the cheetah firls 2/ hannah montana concert omgosh i cant believe it she totally rocks the universe infinity....................and 1

2006-09-01 12:36:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

saw the vmas what did you think of it?

2006-09-01 12:35:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 12:35:16 · 11 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Shes pretty Hott!!

2006-09-01 12:34:57 · 23 answers · asked by admafootball 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-01 12:34:51 · 10 answers · asked by Dellajoy 6 in Music

There seem to be hordes of little girls on Yahoo Answers obsessed with them... how old are they?

2006-09-01 12:34:41 · 18 answers · asked by Lanani 6 in Celebrities

Who would win In a fight?...

Raven Baxter,or Chelsea Daniels?

2006-09-01 12:33:44 · 19 answers · asked by Yahooligan! 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 12:33:23 · 2 answers · asked by allstar8mile 1 in Music

2006-09-01 12:33:06 · 2 answers · asked by mattheweamer 1 in Movies

2006-09-01 12:32:56 · 5 answers · asked by diamonds 1 in Music

I for one love this movie, think its original and amusing. And has lines that are unforgetable and different.

2006-09-01 12:32:33 · 22 answers · asked by pharoh of Nature 2 in Movies

You figure they gotta have a food court, somewhere in that thing....

2006-09-01 12:32:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-01 12:32:17 · 9 answers · asked by mattheweamer 1 in Movies

my grandma has been getting on to me about being to nice. today she got onto me for giving a guy 5 dollars for helping me get my medicine. then he realized my wallet was in his car and brought me my wallet. for his nice deed i gave him 5 more dollars. it too a while for him to receive it but I one. I now this sounds crazy to you but I have two points. first that 10 dollars would have ended up in snack machines ever widening my fat but. I'd rather give money away than do that my other point is that I only take out the money I intend to spend. if I get it I have a plan for it and intend to use it. that way I spend money on only stuff I need or want. not stupid stuff. the other thing she gets on to me about is giving away change. I hate change under quarters. just hate it. I now they say a hundred pennies equals a dollar but you try to spend a hundred pennies. If i want to save money I leave it in the bank. I digress.

2006-09-01 12:32:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 12:31:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

On her show she told the audience that she couldn't go on stage during an episode that was documenting strippers....But most of her fame is from Victoria Secret Modeling and posing for Sport Illustrated Swim suit edition. I know she is gorgeous... but does she think that we are fools. Someone who has dated(slept) with movie producers to get film roles.... and started modeling in Europe shouldn't be that closed minded. Come on! Comments please:

2006-09-01 12:31:29 · 14 answers · asked by me 3 in Celebrities

2006-09-01 12:31:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

You can copy from the show btw. (Unless its a bad joke).

2006-09-01 12:31:07 · 15 answers · asked by WINNER 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-01 12:30:53 · 12 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 12:30:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-09-01 12:29:51 · 22 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 3 in Polls & Surveys