what is jesus juice?

Question

i always wondered that

Answer 1

According to Michael Jackson it is little boy underwear remover.

Answer 2

Jesus Juice

Answer 3

Michael Jackson supposedly calls Wine that. Kids know they aren't supposed to drink Wine, so if it is called Jesus Juice it sounds like it is a good thing to do.

Answer 4

red wine. Jesus turned water into wine. Hence the term jesus juice which became popular after micheal jackson tryed to seduce a small japanese boy into drinkin' from his soda can.

Answer 5

Jesus Juice
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“Sweet Savior!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Jesus Juice

Jesus Juice, not to be confused with the drink popularized by former pop star Michael "Molesto" Jackson, is a concoction invented in 1999 by a Will D. Abbot, son of Russ Abbot. Will had two loves in his life: Jesus and power drinks.
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* 1 A Boy, A Dream
* 2 The mistake that makes it great
* 3 Let there be cults!
* 4 The main stream loves it!
* 5 The white man brings it all down
* 6 The new owner
* 7 Famous Reviews

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A Boy, A Dream

A fan of the widely popular Pimp Juice of Nelly fame, Will wanted to bring to Christ what Nelly brought to rap: See lack of talent. But instead, he decided to make a power drink called Jesus Juice.

He sat down with many different power drinks, coming to the realization that he too could empower people for Christ. After many botched attempts at making a drink that could allow man to walk on water, he stumbled across Jesus Juice.
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The mistake that makes it great

While fiddling with his crucifix young Will knocked over a glass of orange faygo this drink then spilled onto his table and came in to contact with lysergic acid diethylamide. And Jesus Juice was born. Drinks that did not give you the powers of Christ but sure did make you feel like a god your self.
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Let there be cults!

Wildly popular amongst the davidians sect of Christianity untill a fire broke out at their main branch and killed them all. Some even say it was an over abundance of the Juice that drove them to set fire to there own house. “See Government cover ups”.
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The main stream loves it!

Jesus Juice made it way in to the rave club scene and quickly became the drink of choice amongst Jesus conscientious Christians. With dance music leading the way many notable Hollywood types began to drink it as well and a whole new religion was formed around it: Alcoholism. The strength of Jesus Juice as a religious tool became so strong that Hollywood Jews “Kabbaslit” Took up they idea and make there own self-made power drink.
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The white man brings it all down

Jesus Juice was on top of the world until in late 2002 when famous white pop singer Michael "Molesto" Jackson took it upon himself to play with the concept of drugged up drinks to influence thought. The stigmatism now associated with Jesus Juice was too much to bear. Young William sold the company for a mere 50,000 dollars and has disappeared in to obscurity

Answer 6

Michael Jackson's favourite - something harmless like diet soda or juice, laced with wine or hard liquor, and drunk within a soda can to conceal what it is. It was his attempt to call a basic cocktail with a name that made it seem harmless in front of his underaged visitors.

Answer 7

Alcohol that Michael Jackson (supposedly) served to kids in cans of soda.

Answer 8

Yummy...jesus's juice...oh yea...lol

Answer 9

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_juice

Answer 10

wine and rophynol