You can copy from the show btw. (Unless its a bad joke).
2006-09-01 12:31:07 · 15 answers · asked by WINNER 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YO momma so fat, when she's 'bout to shake someones hand, she has to give them directions. Yo momma so fat, even Bill GAtes couldn't pay for her liposuction!
2006-09-01 12:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Yo Momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
2. Yo momma so dumb, she got ran over by a parked car.
3. Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gass money.
4. Yo momma so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday.
5. Yo momma so fat before God made Earth, He said "Move woman"
6. Yo momma so crossed eyed that every time she cries her tears run down her back.
7. Yo momma so stupid every time the door bell rings she answers the microwave.
8. Yo momma so stupid instead of sitting on the couch and watching tv she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
9. Yo momma so stupid she tried looking for a corner in a round room.
10. Yo momma so fat when she said she walked around the house she meant she was AROUND the house.
I have alot more but I'm limited on time. enjoy. :-)
2006-09-01 21:15:23 · answer #2 · answered by addicted2jesus_c 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so old, there was a picture of moses in her yearbook.
yo momma's so fat, she uses the freeway as a slip'n'slide.
yo momma's so ugly, you need to tie a steak around her neck, just to get the dog to look in her direction.
yo momma's so stupid, when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death.
these are all the ones that i feel like typing write now... hope you enjoy these. :]
2006-09-01 19:40:06 · answer #3 · answered by softball002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so poor, the last time she smelled a hot meal is when a rich man farted
yo momma so nasty she has more rappers in her than an iPod amirite? amirite? (I'm sorry Harp kills me)
yo momma so fat her neck looks like a roll of hot dogs
yo momma so crosseyed her babyfather left her for seeing someone on the side
Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee, slept with yo momma, now it burns when I pee.
2006-09-01 19:58:16 · answer #4 · answered by bleh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-02 10:40:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
2006-09-01 19:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by pyromouse777 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so ugly she walked into a strippers club and they paid her to keep her clothes on!!lol
2006-09-01 19:40:23 · answer #7 · answered by A "Beautiful Baby" 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
2)Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
3)Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
4)Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
5)Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
2006-09-01 19:39:57 · answer #8 · answered by Lone Ranja™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really hate talking about peoples' mammas, but this one is pretty good: Your momma is so fat that when she smiles, her eyes disappear.
2006-09-01 19:50:26 · answer #9 · answered by joesfoot 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and i asked her " did you loose a shoe" and she nope just found one.
2006-09-01 19:34:36 · answer #10 · answered by monica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋