A man is having a pee in a pub toilet and next to him is a man standing at the urinal but without any arms. So feeling obliged he says, "Can you manage?"
The man says "Would you mind pulling my thing out, pointing it while I pee and then giving it a shake?"
He feels very awkward at having to do this but does as asked. As he's holding it he notices it's covered with scabs and all kinds of scars, he gives it a shake, puts it back in and says "Do you mind if I ask what's wrong with your manhood?"
At which the bloke pulls his arms out from under his coat and says, "Who knows, but I'm not touching it!"
2006-08-31
07:30:33
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