A man is having a pee in a pub toilet and next to him is a man standing at the urinal but without any arms. So feeling obliged he says, "Can you manage?"
The man says "Would you mind pulling my thing out, pointing it while I pee and then giving it a shake?"
He feels very awkward at having to do this but does as asked. As he's holding it he notices it's covered with scabs and all kinds of scars, he gives it a shake, puts it back in and says "Do you mind if I ask what's wrong with your manhood?"
At which the bloke pulls his arms out from under his coat and says, "Who knows, but I'm not touching it!"
2006-08-31 07:30:33 · 36 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Try this one too:-
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtsoaRuMEmNUxioE_R92ohTsy6IX?qid=20060831083941AA4HJGF
2006-08-31 07:31:16 · update #1
Double Lol. Funny.
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2006-09-02 03:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Average Joke in Adult Jokes World!
2006-09-07 19:55:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anurag Bhatia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing is wrong with it. It is disgusting and very funny, which makes it a good joke.
2006-08-31 07:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yah, it is still a good joke. 8
I'm surprised that Yahoo lets someone pee at Q&A!!!
2006-08-31 08:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's disgusting! As for me, i would never touch another man's penis, even if he had no arms! Screw that! funny joke though.
2006-08-31 08:07:55 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-09-07 13:36:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe. i like that joke, ill give it a 8
2006-08-31 08:25:45 · answer #7 · answered by cookie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who said something is wrong with it ?
I laughed. i give it a 7
2006-09-08 05:12:21 · answer #8 · answered by Qwerty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but i've heard it many times still funny though ♥
2006-08-31 10:02:53 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it its not to sick but i like it mine kinda suck im give it a 9
2006-08-31 08:36:57 · answer #10 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋