One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
>wife and pinched her on the butt and said,"If you firm this
>up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."
>While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
>
>The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on
>each of her breasts and said "You know, if you firmed
>these up, we could get rid of your bra."
>
>This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and
>grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she
>said,"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of
>the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother."
2006-08-31
13:12:27
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