One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
>wife and pinched her on the butt and said,"If you firm this
>up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."
>While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
>
>The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on
>each of her breasts and said "You know, if you firmed
>these up, we could get rid of your bra."
>
>This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and
>grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she
>said,"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of
>the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother."
2006-08-31 13:12:27 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omfg lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's hillarious! she's been around the block.... a few times.
2006-08-31 13:16:21 · answer #1 · answered by marshall s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-08-31 21:57:30 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it. And I still like it.
Thanks for sharing.
2006-09-01 03:41:17 · answer #3 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa! That one is a good one!
2006-08-31 20:27:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2006-08-31 20:17:37 · answer #5 · answered by $a$$wana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL OMG that is sooooooo funny!
2006-08-31 20:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny...lol
2006-08-31 20:35:26 · answer #7 · answered by lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry but im stupid and i don't get it.
2006-08-31 20:15:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-31 22:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by Kathy J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋