BUBBA'S FAMILY
Hi yall my name is bubba and this is my family:
-First is me. My mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I love being a babe hound. Girls make spit roll down my chin.I have a stomach problem and I fart alot.
-My momma has lots of boyfriends, one of them has a job! She says with a little luck, I can be a garbage man one day!!
-My brother Hank is in jail right now. When he gets out he aint allowed around animals and kitchen appliances.
-My grandmam lives with us. She likes to hang out in barsand drink beer. Grandmam has sores all over her and they leak yellow stuff on the furniture. The flies are terrible!
-My mom says she's almost positive who my real dad is... He lives in the federal penitintiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing!! The blood stains on his truck are almost all gone too!
-My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking an egg beater after mom made cake, and my cousin Jimmy accidentally turned it on.
2006-08-31
00:49:43
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