I like a few of these
How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But they have to do it during dinner
How many men does it take to change a toiletpaper roll?
Who knows it's never happened. (coming from a guy, it's just funny)
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
How many dull people does it take to change a lightbulb?
One (dull voice)
How many Irish men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four to drink whisky till the room spins.
How many Argentinians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One footballer, but he'll deny it was the hand of God that did it.
How many Martians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One and a half
How many Welsh does it take to change a lightbulb?
41. One to change it and 40 to sing about how it lights up the valley
I didn't make these up. Their hillarious though. What are some of yours?
2006-08-30
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