I like a few of these
How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But they have to do it during dinner
How many men does it take to change a toiletpaper roll?
Who knows it's never happened. (coming from a guy, it's just funny)
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
How many dull people does it take to change a lightbulb?
One (dull voice)
How many Irish men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four to drink whisky till the room spins.
How many Argentinians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One footballer, but he'll deny it was the hand of God that did it.
How many Martians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One and a half
How many Welsh does it take to change a lightbulb?
41. One to change it and 40 to sing about how it lights up the valley
I didn't make these up. Their hillarious though. What are some of yours?
2006-08-30 02:30:14 · 17 answers · asked by centreofclassicrock 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol.
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2006-09-01 19:02:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.
Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb.
Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before
it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
Q: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Depends on what you want to change it into.
Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too.
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness
2006-08-30 02:42:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many Pollocks does it take to change a light bulb?....... 3, One to hold the lightbulb.. and 2 to turn the ladder. Also, do you know how to drive a Pollock crazy? Put him in a round room amd tell him to pee in the cornoer.
2006-08-30 02:42:25 · answer #3 · answered by dayzd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but ten others could have done it better!
How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, what do you think?
How many psychologists .....etc?
One, but the lightbulb's got to want to change!
2006-08-30 02:41:50 · answer #4 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just 1. He stands on the chair, holds the bulb, and lets the world revolve around him.
LOL I love that one ♥
2006-08-30 02:34:49 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many woman with PMs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One Why?It just does OK.
how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
How many radio hosts does it take to change a lightbulb?
who needs lightbulbs,its radio!!!
how many football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
the whole team but they get a semesters credit for it.
how many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?
one but it takes him 10 years
how many art students does it take change a lightbulb?
one but he gets 2 credits
how many advertising execs does it take to change a lightbulb?
interesting question what do you think?
how many physcologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
one but only if the lightbulb really wants to change
how many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
one.he holds the bulb while the world revolves around him
how many......oops can't think of anymore!
2006-08-30 12:45:33 · answer #6 · answered by That one guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This queston is impossible to respond to. using shown fact that psychics do no longer exist and that any so stated as "paranormal" activities are basically a lazy attempt to learn of the stupidity of the a lot. Im going to respond to in elementary terms for the heck of it and say one. for the reason that i will replace a mild bulb by using myself i parent i cant be too difficult and because this guy or woman is not any psychic, hell probly basically have been given a ladder and walk up and alter like a typical individual.
2016-09-30 04:08:53 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many psychiatrists does it take?
One.But the lightbulb has to really want to change.
2006-08-30 02:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? Ten - one to actually do it and nine to say "I could have done it better than that!"
2006-08-30 02:43:11 · answer #9 · answered by Paul H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hey look! A ball!
2006-08-30 02:41:38 · answer #10 · answered by Big_Drew 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋