i've got a couple but they're, shall we say, less than savoury. and i won't put you through them.
2006-08-30 02:37:46 · 20 answers · asked by Matt d 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, I know a few. But I won't write down because they stop being funny.
2006-08-30 02:40:04 · answer #1 · answered by Insomnia 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what's long hard and full of semen (seamen)
a submarine duh lol
it only works when you say it
or why did the whale bite the tip off the submarine?
He wanted to taste the semen (seamen)
I like these kinds of jokes though
A piece of string walks into a bar. He hops up onto a stool and yells
to the bartender, "Hey! Gimme a drink!" The bartender picks up the
string and throws it into the street. The string thinks, "I'll show
'im. I'll go back in disguise, he won't know it's me, and at the last
minute I'll humiliate him. So the string contorts its body into a
whole different shape, and frizzes its hair ala a 'fro. It goes back
in, hops onto the stool and asks for a drink. The bartender says,
"You're that piece of string I threw out 5 minutes ago." The string
answers, "No. I'm a frayed knot." (afraid not)
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bartender says "Olive or Twist?" (Oliver Twist)
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted...peanut. (assaulted)
2006-08-30 11:18:58 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Scottish blokes looking in a cake shop arguing over what's in the one window.
One walks in and says "Excuse me, is that cake in the window a
bakewell tart or a merangue?
The bloke behind the counter says "no you're not wrong Sir it is a bakewell tart"
2006-08-30 14:40:32 · answer #3 · answered by heafie69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wide mouthed frog joke
2006-08-30 09:40:21 · answer #4 · answered by Patchouli Pammy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What comes after tuna fish? Threena fish.
What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant. Oh wait- that one works.
2006-08-30 10:32:48 · answer #5 · answered by something'srotten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any joke that requires action,fr'instance where you make circles with your fingers and thumbs, put them up to your eyes and say "Who's this, when answered "I don't know" the reply is "It's me, you fool.
2006-08-30 15:08:27 · answer #6 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is black and white and read (red) all over?
A newspaper.
Written you see the spelling of read (red). Spoken you think of the colors.
That is the first one that popped into my mind.
2006-08-30 10:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 canabals eating a clown, 1 turns to the other and says 'does this taste funny to you'
2006-08-30 09:39:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only a wordplay joke and I can't write it down either, which is the joke
2006-08-30 09:40:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I wrote it down, the joke would be lost.
2006-08-30 10:24:25 · answer #10 · answered by blooutflash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋