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Entertainment & Music - 27 August 2006

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I have got to _____________ EVERYDAY!!!

PS. NO stupid answers like "pee" or "eat" or "wake up", please!!!!

2006-08-27 14:57:46 · 56 answers · asked by Dan 5 in Polls & Surveys

I love you guys ♥

2006-08-27 14:57:42 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-27 14:57:28 · 9 answers · asked by Princessofpie 3 in Horoscopes

Did you watch the Live From the Red Carpet Emmy Show interviews with the Stars with Ryan Seacrest et al?
What did you think about the baring of the breasts?
Post your comments...please indicate if you're a male or female.

2006-08-27 14:57:16 · 4 answers · asked by GeneL 7 in Celebrities

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa?

When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see around here.

You sure have a great looking tooth.

Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers.

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.

Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!

You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.

Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.

You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

I think I’ve just found the angel I’d like to be touched by.

Can I lick that film off your teeth?

Don't be so picky....I wasn't!

Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

You look a lot like my future wife.

I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.

Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Without my glasses, you couldn't pass for a female.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

What do you like for breakfast?

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

I want to call your mother and thank her.

Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.

That outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

(Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Do you know how to use a whip?

Can you give me directions...to your heart?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

You look just like Joan Rivers.

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.

2006-08-27 14:57:04 · 6 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-27 14:56:52 · 46 answers · asked by cdl 4 in Polls & Surveys

i dont want you but i....

2006-08-27 14:56:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-27 14:55:28 · 3 answers · asked by upsidedownSMILEs 2 in Music

2006-08-27 14:54:58 · 3 answers · asked by upsidedownSMILEs 2 in Celebrities

Would like to know because I was born on that date , and I have tried researching this and have come up with nothing . If someone could plz help me , I would greatly appreciate it . I have been involved with the magazine and an avid collector for 15 yrs. now , and my father gave me his collection as well . I have a fair amount of resources and still I have not been able to find one . Even if not 1974 , any year would be okay , but same day . Thank you to all who try to help me in this .

2006-08-27 14:54:56 · 0 answers · asked by Dozer 1 in Magazines

They say they need me - something about equal opportunities! I dunno!

2006-08-27 14:54:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you need a celebs email address I can try to find the real one as long you give me an other celebrity email address, number, or address. Just give me your email address and I'll email it to you if I can find it.

2006-08-27 14:54:13 · 1 answers · asked by Boy, You Better Pray 4 in Celebrities

my pick is star wars episode 2 where yoda was fighting count dooku

2006-08-27 14:53:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-27 14:53:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

While walking down the street one day a U.S. senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that bef ore he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
"Now it's time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. His face falls, he begins to cry . . .

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were shooting the TV campaign ads. And this morning you voted!"

2006-08-27 14:53:13 · 4 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

be honest and say the truth

2006-08-27 14:53:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Elvis, or Prince.

2006-08-27 14:52:57 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-27 14:52:51 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

2006-08-27 14:52:49 · 36 answers · asked by cdl 4 in Polls & Surveys

I looked in People, but still could'nt find it.

2006-08-27 14:52:31 · 13 answers · asked by pinksweetheart852 2 in Celebrities

or do you hold a grudge and get revenge?

2006-08-27 14:51:49 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-27 14:51:31 · 5 answers · asked by robynn3333 1 in Television

or write down upset words

2006-08-27 14:50:55 · 13 answers · asked by Chad 7 in Movies

that one show from the 90s did u like it?

2006-08-27 14:50:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

first thing that comes to my mind is happiness.

2006-08-27 14:50:36 · 27 answers · asked by superboredom 6 in Polls & Surveys

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

2006-08-27 14:50:26 · 8 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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