In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
2006-08-27 14:50:26 · 8 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol nice that made me laugh 4 about 10 mins... ok now im not laughing... *reads it again* lol nice that made me laugh 4 another 10 mins... ok now im not laughing... *reads it again* ok now im still not laughing... congrats u found a joke that made me laugh 4 20 mins!
go u
2006-08-27 15:04:01 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice comeback. I just can't tell that one around my employer...
2006-08-27 23:58:13 · answer #2 · answered by sparkly_chrimsa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very god
=D
2006-08-27 21:58:48 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i've heard this one too but still funny lol â¥
2006-08-30 21:32:06 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was ok
2006-08-27 23:17:53 · answer #5 · answered by Lena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-08-27 22:03:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Good one. LOL. LOL.
2006-08-28 17:58:10 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOUCHE'
2006-08-27 22:46:42 · answer #8 · answered by mewho? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋