Entertainment & Music - 26 August 2006

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "b*itch" and the women called the man a "ba*stard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bi*tch and ba*stard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dic*k".

Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and d*ick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shi*t" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "Fuc*k" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your di*cks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the sh*it off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ******* the turkey

2006-08-26 05:28:41 · 30 answers · asked by tejas_fundo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A man a plan a canal panama, three wise chickens were crossing the road, which is the wisest, if there are fourteen legs on a piano, how many are on a unicycle?

2006-08-26 05:28:27 · 20 answers · asked by Jaswanconnetto 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-26 05:28:19 · 9 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

I mean the questions on here.

2006-08-26 05:28:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I really liked Aisleyne, loved Pete, found Nikki Hilarious and really didn't see the appeal of Glynn.

2006-08-26 05:28:04 · 17 answers · asked by helen p 4 in Television

2006-08-26 05:27:23 · 12 answers · asked by kittybobbyfan 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-26 05:26:38 · 33 answers · asked by �-�xC�ption � 1 in Polls & Surveys

she's lucky britney is preggers so brit wont beat her out on any albums and christina has the attention she NEVER had when brit was still dancing and singing, who can't stand her annyoing VOICE?

2006-08-26 05:26:00 · 25 answers · asked by soccerqt 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-26 05:25:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-26 05:25:52 · 14 answers · asked by alwaysright 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-26 05:25:40 · 25 answers · asked by greeneyes 1 in Celebrities

what do you guys think? i think theyre a bit gay and do you guys like the song le tigre download it its a really good song

2006-08-26 05:25:13 · 8 answers · asked by Brandon911 2 in Music

2006-08-26 05:24:43 · 21 answers · asked by Linda T 1 in Movies

:( ... i slapped my frend...coz i was given a dare to do so...
but my frend slapped me bak...and ...i felt really bad ...now im thinking whether i desereved the slap...?? (now we both are not talking to each other...lol )

2006-08-26 05:24:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-26 05:24:25 · 16 answers · asked by sumosandrella 1 in Music

The story is simply talked about a girl her mother died.
while the family were going to hide her body with a lot of peoples, the girl watched a very beautiful man. she loved him so much. but he disappeared. after 2 weeks the girl killed her sister.
why??? there is a real reason.

2006-08-26 05:24:10 · 6 answers · asked by obadah s 1 in Horoscopes

I Love him i jus want to know wat other people think if u dont listen to his music i seem to think u wouldnt understand where he came from but dats wat i think!!

2006-08-26 05:24:06 · 8 answers · asked by Jeye 1 in Music

2006-08-26 05:23:57 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Which do you like better?

2006-08-26 05:23:49 · 20 answers · asked by nintendo_6400 2 in Movies

i stopped performing in may '06, idream of different stuff i've done, i wake up scared sometimes that i'm missing something. i miss everybody and i sceen their calls ever since, now i changed cell #. what do you feel is best for me, help?

2006-08-26 05:23:48 · 4 answers · asked by lee f 5 in Celebrities

i think that they reproduced a wired kid, angelina is big time freak and brad is a wuss, anyways, i think if brad wanted to have a baby , CHARLIZE THERON and BRAD PITT wouldhave def. had the most adorable beautiful baby, who else thinks so?

2006-08-26 05:22:49 · 10 answers · asked by soccerqt 1 in Celebrities

Hint: the answer is just two words.

2006-08-26 05:21:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-26 05:20:42 · 27 answers · asked by Krazy 2 in Music

2006-08-26 05:20:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-26 05:19:52 · 18 answers · asked by Brandon911 2 in Music

wat can i gift my fiancee on her birthday..tommorow

2006-08-26 05:19:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-26 05:18:45 · 22 answers · asked by �-�xC�ption � 1 in Polls & Surveys

that you wish you could purrrrr?

2006-08-26 05:17:23 · 9 answers · asked by Mrs. Kiedis 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-26 05:16:04 · 15 answers · asked by monu 1 in Other - Entertainment

It is not part of the official rules of Bridge, but there is a tradition among some players that if the declarer succeeds in making the contract and wins the last trick with the beer card, dummy must buy the declarer a beer. In the same way, if the opponents defeat the contract and one of them wins the last trick with the beer card, the opponent who wins the last trick is bought a beer by the other opponent.

2006-08-26 05:15:19 · 1 answers · asked by vercast 4 in Movies