2006-08-26 05:20:42 · 27 answers · asked by Krazy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Basketball Jones.
Here are lyrics. I win.
Recorded by: "Cheech & Chong"
Written by: Richard A. "Cheech" Marin and Thomas Chong
(parody of "Love Jones" by Brighter Side Of Darkness)
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Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones
Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo
Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin'
In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball
And I loved that basketball
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went
That basketball was like a basketball to me
I even put that basketball underneath my pillow
Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to stand beside me
I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of life
Someone I can pass to
Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go
And not end up in the popcorn machine
So cheerleaders, help me out
{cheerleaders sing repeatedly...}
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones)
(I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo)
{while Tyrone Shoelaces sings/speaks...}
Oh, that sounds so sweet
Sing it out
C'mon Coach Booty, Red Blazer, sing along with me
That be bad, honky
Yeah
I want everybody in the whole stadium to stand up and sing with us
Oh yeah, sing it out like you're proud
All right, everybody watchin' coast-to-coast, sing along with us
Bill Russell, sing along with us
Chick Hearn, sing along with us
Chris Schenkel, don't sing nothin'
Oh, it feels so good
Gimme the ball
I'll go one-on-one against the world, left-handed
I could stuff it from center court with my toes
I could jump on top of the backboard, take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents change I
could, I could dribble behind my back I got more moves than Ex-Lax I'm bad I could
dribble with my tongue Here I go down court, try to stop me You can't stop me 'cause I
got a Basketball Jones Here I come That's my hook shot with my eyebrow Yeah, I could
dunk it with my nose I'm, I'm bad as King Kong, gimme the ball I'm hot, I'm hot as...,
I'm hot as..., I'm hot as... uh Uh, uh, uh, uh
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
{fade}
2006-08-26 05:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's a toss-up between The Pina Colada Song and Dust In The Wind.
2006-08-26 12:29:30 · answer #2 · answered by SuzannE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Muskrat Love
2006-08-26 12:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by monkey jacket 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guys come on, dont hate, music is such a beautiful thing, if you dont like a song its okay
(there are lots of songs i dont like, i just cant think of any right now)
but musicians deserve respect what they do is not easy!
you try writing a song (lyrics and melody) getting a record deal, obtaining a fan base and a following
if their song made enough money for you to know thier name it was a hit, even if you didnt like it
2006-08-26 12:27:26 · answer #4 · answered by punkrockprincess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yellow Submarine
2006-08-26 12:22:50 · answer #5 · answered by T Time 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Watching Scotty Grow --- Bobby Goldsboro.
2006-08-26 12:26:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Aerosmith version of the Beatles "Come Together." Every time it comes on the radio I can't change the station fast enough. Makes me want to barf.
2006-08-26 12:58:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worlds worst song to sing...by Whose line is it anyway..lol
2006-08-26 12:35:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That song William Hung was trying to sing on American Idol. I think i was called "she bangs or something like that".
2006-08-26 12:27:18 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Tip Toe Through The Tulips" sung by Tiny Tim.
2006-08-26 12:26:25 · answer #10 · answered by Carolanne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋