A bear walks into a bar in Beaumont, Montana and demands a beer. The bartender says,"I'M SORRY, BUT WE DON'T SELL BEERS TO BEARS IN BEAUMONT, MONTANA". The bear gets mad and yells, "I want a beer!" The bartender says again, "I'M SORRY, BUT WE DON'T SELL BEERS TO BEARS IN BEAUMONT, MONTANA". The bear is furious now and says, "If you don't sell me a beer now, I'm going to go and eat that girl that is sitting at the end of the bar!" The bartender repeats his answer. The bear gets up and goes and eats the girl at the end of the bar, walks back to the bartender and says,"Now, sell me a beer!" The bartender says,"I'M SORRY. WE DON'T SELL BEERS TO DRUG ADDICTS EITHER!" The bear looks confused and says,"WHAT?? A DRUG ADDICT?" The bartender says, "YES! WHAT ABOUT THAT BAR-B**CH-YOU-ATE!!!"
2006-08-23
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