A bear walks into a bar in Beaumont, Montana and demands a beer. The bartender says,"I'M SORRY, BUT WE DON'T SELL BEERS TO BEARS IN BEAUMONT, MONTANA". The bear gets mad and yells, "I want a beer!" The bartender says again, "I'M SORRY, BUT WE DON'T SELL BEERS TO BEARS IN BEAUMONT, MONTANA". The bear is furious now and says, "If you don't sell me a beer now, I'm going to go and eat that girl that is sitting at the end of the bar!" The bartender repeats his answer. The bear gets up and goes and eats the girl at the end of the bar, walks back to the bartender and says,"Now, sell me a beer!" The bartender says,"I'M SORRY. WE DON'T SELL BEERS TO DRUG ADDICTS EITHER!" The bear looks confused and says,"WHAT?? A DRUG ADDICT?" The bartender says, "YES! WHAT ABOUT THAT BAR-B**CH-YOU-ATE!!!"
2006-08-23 09:53:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I had to read it twice to get it. LOL Very clever!
2006-08-25 08:22:24 · answer #1 · answered by Scottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there really a Beaumont, Montana? You joke is not too bad, you got a lot of typing practice and I got two more points.
2006-08-23 16:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by Thomas S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. I don't get it, What's A Bar Bi**h or Bench and why is that a drug.
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OH Yeah, DUUUUHHH !
Wasn't picking up on the Hyphens,
Barbituate Right Oh Te He HE He He.
No I Don't Like It
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P.S. Give Me The 10 Points (I Can Easily Find out where you live and send the bear in)
2006-08-23 16:56:26 · answer #3 · answered by Spaghetti MY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice play on words. Growllllllll
2006-08-23 16:55:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah my goodness... are you digging up old jokes again? LOL
Now if you start telling knock-knock jokes I will just have to take you out to the tool shed and beat you!
2006-08-26 06:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't care for it when I first heard it in 1960, and it hasn't improved with age. Its sexist and not funny. Try again.
2006-08-23 16:56:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
random
2006-08-23 17:12:41 · answer #7 · answered by aphroditiefifteen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawwwnnnns s - IT SUCKED
2006-08-23 17:04:51 · answer #8 · answered by Robert B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt like it to be honist
2006-08-23 17:07:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-08-23 16:56:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋