The Missing Rooster
The priest of a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in a henhouse at the back of the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and ten hens.
One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing, and as that was the time he suspected cock fighting occured in the village, he decided to do something about at church the next morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anyone got a cock"?, and all the men stood up.
"No, no" he said, " That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock"?, and all the women stood up.
"No, no. I meant has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them"?; then half the women stood up.
"NO! NO!", he exclaimed, flustered. That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock"?, and then all the nuns stood up.
2006-08-22
02:22:09
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