The Missing Rooster
The priest of a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in a henhouse at the back of the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and ten hens.
One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing, and as that was the time he suspected cock fighting occured in the village, he decided to do something about at church the next morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anyone got a cock"?, and all the men stood up.
"No, no" he said, " That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock"?, and all the women stood up.
"No, no. I meant has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them"?; then half the women stood up.
"NO! NO!", he exclaimed, flustered. That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock"?, and then all the nuns stood up.
2006-08-22 02:22:09 · 14 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love it ........... by the way what is your nick ???
read this one ....
A man had two great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits
down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
him.
آ آ آ "No," he says. "The seat is empty."
آ آ آ "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would
آ آ آ have a seat like this for the best game of World Cup, and not use
آ آ آ it?"
آ آ آ He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was
آ آ آ supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first آ World
Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
آ آ آ someone else... a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
آ آ آ seat?"
آ آ آ The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at her funeral."
2006-08-22 02:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oho there are many 4 stars in the joke. a star rooster is missing. LOL
2006-08-23 06:48:45 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If he was a catholic priest, then all the choir boys must have stood up too.
2006-08-22 09:33:01 · answer #3 · answered by JustAskMe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
did you mean he had a four star rooster, 'cause i did once and won a bunch of 4-H ribbons....just kidding-great joke!
2006-08-22 09:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by ponyboy 81 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Goeie grappie man!
2006-08-22 09:57:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ooo... thats a naughty priest.. heheh
2006-08-22 09:29:35 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What a great joke. Ha ha ha! Did u like this
2006-08-22 09:30:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was sacrelicious! Now wash out your mouth with soap dearie. :)
2006-08-22 10:01:31 · answer #8 · answered by Static__Boy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad, 2 points for me
2006-08-22 09:31:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
best joke ever
10 points?
2006-08-22 09:31:00 · answer #10 · answered by vanman8u 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋