A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you
>> like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some
>> grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.
>>
>> He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now."
"It's
>> this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."
>>
>> At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of
soup,
>> homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines.
>> "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
>>
>> Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you
>> like maybe a juicy steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
>> rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "Naw,
still
>> not hungry."
>>
>> "Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
2006-08-22
20:31:50
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