The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the house."
He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
His wife replied, "The funeral director!
2006-08-22 20:30:02 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AMEN AMEN AMEN
2006-08-23 04:54:41 · answer #1 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ka pai 2 dat one.
2006-08-28 22:12:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-08-28 12:11:24 · answer #3 · answered by Jen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-08-28 22:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats what i woulda said too. That was funny!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-28 23:11:53 · answer #5 · answered by cheeks3192 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she will dress him with pleasure
2006-08-23 03:52:22 · answer #6 · answered by Samar E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe
2006-08-23 03:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Raisin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good answer.......
2006-08-29 04:01:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.......... this one made me smile.
2006-08-23 03:37:15 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-23 03:32:17 · answer #10 · answered by Tomekk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋