Entertainment & Music - 21 August 2006

From Fairly Good Parents, I mean.
Trixie? Tootie? Vicky? :)

2006-08-21 18:36:52 · 9 answers · asked by GN 3 in Television

The young dude in the Old West wanted to be the fastest gunfighter alive.

Sitting in a saloon one night, he spotted an old graybeard who had the reputation of having been the greatest gunslinger of his day. The kid went up to the old man and told him of his dream. The ancient legend looked him up and down and said, "I got a suggestion that's sure to help."

"Tell me, Tell me!" said the young dude.

"Tie the bottom of your holster lower down on your leg."

"Will that make me a better gunfighter?"

"You damn betcha," said the old man.

The kid did as he was told, drew his gun, and neatly shot the bow tie off the piano player. "Wow, that really helped! Got any more suggestions?"

"Yeah - If'n you cut a notch in the top of your holster where the hammer hits, the gun'll slide out a lot smoother."

"Will that make me a better gunfighter?"

"You damn betcha."

The dude did as he was told, then drew his gun, and lightning quick, shot a cufflink off the piano player. "This is really helping me out! Is there anything else you can share with me?"

"One more thing," said the old timer. "Get that can of axle grease over there in the corner and rub it all over your gun."

The fellow didn't hesitate and immediately started smearing the grease on the gun barrel.

"No, no, the whole gun," said the graybeard. "Handle and everything."

"Will that make me a better gunfighter?"

"Not likely, boy. But when Wyatt Earp gets done playing that bar piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your a-s-s and this way it won't hurt so much."

2006-08-21 18:36:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-21 18:35:42 · 50 answers · asked by green eyes 2 in Other - Entertainment

Mine is "Black Diamond Bay"...but I have no explanation for this, it just is.

2006-08-21 18:34:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-21 18:34:32 · 39 answers · asked by meljermel 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-21 18:34:26 · 4 answers · asked by amy b 1 in Television

should the last person that used the roll decide and put it on the dispenser or should the next person in line decide and put it on the dispenser?

2006-08-21 18:33:45 · 34 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.songagram.com/allsongs.htm

2006-08-21 18:33:36 · 4 answers · asked by fireviolet_21 2 in Music

2006-08-21 18:32:06 · 2 answers · asked by coffeemate 3 in Other - Entertainment

is the glass half empty or half full??? U tell me.

2006-08-21 18:31:35 · 57 answers · asked by luckystar53 3 in Polls & Surveys

And if you don't know what it is, obviously you've never done it , so don't ask me what it is.

2006-08-21 18:30:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would rather be the smart one, because I have the cute covered. :-)


Yes, I know this is an old question. Just play along....

2006-08-21 18:29:46 · 32 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

i want to play a nice song .i am in grade 1 for piano

2006-08-21 18:28:52 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-21 18:28:35 · 19 answers · asked by obiwanjacobe 1 in Music

2006-08-21 18:28:19 · 11 answers · asked by teashy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-21 18:28:04 · 17 answers · asked by Kid Pecatonica 4 in Polls & Surveys

During the National Spelling Bee this week in the nation's capital, Islamic spectators became outraged upon discovering that the USA was embedded in the middle of Jerusalem, Israel's holiest city.

The revelation was made by Douglas Levin, an eighth grader at the Joseph Lieberman Day School in Rockville Center, Md., when young Levin was asked to spell the word Jerusalem, he replied:

'J...E...R.....USA.....L...E...M.'

An audible gasp sounded from Muslim onlookers, who realized for the first time a USA presence in the holy city.

Muslim parents immediately protested the spelling contest, citing American bias toward Israel.

"It's a clear violation of church and state," said Muhammed Ahlee, lobbyist for the Arab group Holy Shiite.

Bee officials quickly denied any wrongdoing, asserting that the Muslims were merely disgruntled because Rajeed Raheed, a seventh grader from Al Kaydah Junior High, had been eliminated earlier for misspelling Afghanistan as Afghanustan.

"There is no 'A-N-U-S' in the middle of Afghanistan," said one bee official, "unless you believe bin Laden is still hiding there."

2006-08-21 18:27:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The summer is almost over so which film ranks as your favorite for summer 2006?

2006-08-21 18:26:48 · 32 answers · asked by malevolentmuse 2 in Movies

Three of these statements are false. Name them.
1.7 x 4 >20.
2. 6+7=13
3. 20% of 10=5
4. 64 -12 =52
5. 11 x 10=111

2006-08-21 18:24:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-21 18:24:26 · 28 answers · asked by *grins* ™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Prince Charles was driving around the Windsor Castle estate when he accidentally ran over his mother's favourite corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass, totally distraught. The whole world was against him anyway, and now his mother would go ballistic.

Suddenly, he noticed an old oil lamp half buried in the ground. He dug it up, started cleaning it up, and immediately a genie appeared.

"You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the genie. "As a reward, I shall grant you one wish."

"Well," said the Prince, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog." They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog.

"Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" the Prince asked.

The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. "This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?"

The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana," said Charles, showing the genie the first photo. "But now I love this woman named Camilla," and he showed the second photo to the genie. "You can see that Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?"

The genie studied the two photographs and, after a few minutes, said, "Let's have another look at that dog."

2006-08-21 18:24:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-21 18:24:06 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-21 18:22:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Spider man!!!!!!! I can sense their is no answer coming.

2006-08-21 18:22:07 · 9 answers · asked by Viety 2 in Polls & Surveys

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex.

"You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems" Linda told her friend.

That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda.

"Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"

Several weeks passed and they met for lunch again. "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?"

"Things couldn't be better!", Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it's better than it's ever been!"

With that endorsement, Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you," he said.

But doctor," Mary complained, "You did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you give us some help? Any help at all?"

"Well, OK," the doctor answered "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios..."

2006-08-21 18:21:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-21 18:21:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I've written 16 songs and some has music to them, some does not. I'm a decent singer and I think I would own the stage if I had a chance to give it a go. I think that if I did put them out there that some how someone would take them and screw me out of what was owed to me. That is if they are good enough. I'm not getting any younger and I'm afraid that if I did'nt do it, I would regret not at least trying. I would really like some good honest help with this matter. Please only reply if you really know what you are talking about. Thanks.

2006-08-21 18:21:25 · 14 answers · asked by artgophknight 2 in Music

On the show it seems like he has two that are really close but the advertisment made it look like he has four daughters.

2006-08-21 18:21:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

It's been killing me for a week. In the movie some teenage kid frequents a local arcade and dominates all the games. Then one day a new arcade game is delivered to the hall and this kid obsesses over it because it's incredibly difficult to beat. He even sneaks out at night and breaks into the arcade just to play this game so he can beat it. He ultimately succeeds in defeating it and that's when he pisses the game. It's so angry it actually consumes the kid and makes him a prisoner in the game. What's the name???

2006-08-21 18:20:27 · 11 answers · asked by n4utilu5 2 in Movies

2006-08-21 18:19:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies