2006-08-21 18:28:19 · 11 answers · asked by teashy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh, yeah!! It takes me back to the time when I was just a young girl and I was trying to show off my amazing gymnastic talents in front of a boy I had a crush on. On the way to school, I said, "Hey you guys, watch me jump over those hedges there". I took two big steps, which wasn't enough considering how high they were and how short I was, and then proceeded to jump. However, all I did was get my feet caught on the hedges on my way over and just fell flat on my tummy. Basically, it was like a belly flop. Needless to say, I was a bit late to 1st period because I had knocked the wind out of me and had to regain breath again.
This brings me to the later years when I had a little night cap one summer evening and was walking home with some friends. I don't know why I didn't learn the first time. I said, "Hey, watch me jump over that chain", which was hung low between two short posts. I jumped and my foot got caught on the chain, and when I fell on my face it knocked me out cold. I woke up to one of m friends pouring alcohol on the cut under my eye. That's when I said to my self, "Why did I do that?"
Yeah, so I'm a ditz but I aim to entertain....Ha! {:p
2006-08-21 19:10:56 · answer #1 · answered by Roo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Took an extra step at the top of the stairs. That's pretty messed up!
2006-08-22 01:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by pickle head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. It generally starts with a phrase that bypasses my brain and jumps directly out of my mouth.
2006-08-22 01:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Sweet Gran 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yea..and then the Doc swatted me onna fanny..diapered me..and handed me to some lady I didnt know??
Ive regretted it ever since.
2006-08-22 01:34:02 · answer #4 · answered by G-Bear 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, yesterday.
2006-08-22 01:38:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yup... i almost always do stupid but funny things that make me say... "the hell...did i do that?!"
just last nite, i was in the other room with some friends... when my cuzin came in, i dunno - but as he entered the door, i just grabbed his butt and sQueeZed it hard... and he looked back at me with this "what the hell is wrong with you woman" look!
i regret doing it -
2006-08-22 01:36:03 · answer #6 · answered by ~♥vaginamonologue♥~ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I do that sort of thing all the time.
2006-08-22 01:34:07 · answer #7 · answered by eggman 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
of course,,that is how we learn and move on
2006-08-22 01:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I stapled my nutsack.
2006-08-22 01:33:27 · answer #9 · answered by crishbk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes... i don't want to talk about it.
2006-08-22 01:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by ♥™ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋