someone." Tired of his boasting, his boss said, "OK, how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, Tom & I are old friends, & I can prove it." They fly to Hollywood & knock on Tom Cruise's door. Sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Ole! Great to see you! Come in & join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Ole's boss is still skeptical. After they leave, he tells Ole he thinks Ole's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "Name anyone else," Ole says. ''Pres. Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Ole says, "I know him. His boss retorts if you can prove it, I'll fly to Wash. to see him." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Ole on the tour & motions him & his boss over, saying, "Ole, what a surprise, I was on my way to a mtg., but you & your friend come in & have a cup of coffee 1st and catch up." The boss is very shaken by now, but still not convinced.
2006-08-20
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