someone." Tired of his boasting, his boss said, "OK, how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, Tom & I are old friends, & I can prove it." They fly to Hollywood & knock on Tom Cruise's door. Sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Ole! Great to see you! Come in & join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Ole's boss is still skeptical. After they leave, he tells Ole he thinks Ole's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "Name anyone else," Ole says. ''Pres. Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Ole says, "I know him. His boss retorts if you can prove it, I'll fly to Wash. to see him." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Ole on the tour & motions him & his boss over, saying, "Ole, what a surprise, I was on my way to a mtg., but you & your friend come in & have a cup of coffee 1st and catch up." The boss is very shaken by now, but still not convinced.
2006-08-20 13:44:57 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After they leave the White House, he expresses his doubts to Ole, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Ole. "I've known the Pope a long time."
Again the unconvinced boss flies them off to Rome. Ole & his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Ole says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs & I'll come
out on the balcony with the Pope."
He disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Ole emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Ole returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack & is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side, Ole asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up & says, "I was doing fine until you & the Pope came out on the balcony & the Japanese tourist next to me asked, 'Who's that on the balcony with Ole?'
2006-08-20 13:47:01 · update #1
eh...it reeks of Reader's Digest material.
2006-08-20 13:50:22 · answer #1 · answered by jfahd 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!
2006-08-20 14:05:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
about a 7out of 10
2006-08-24 21:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by cool_ice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cool lol hahaha but you should have said a name like chris cuz sayin ole to yourself every couple of secs got confusing lol
2006-08-20 13:51:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello, this is a very funny joke ...ty it made me smile for the first time today and its 9 pm(smiles)
2006-08-20 14:01:02 · answer #5 · answered by Angel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! thatz soo funny and ironic too! thanx! I gotta remember that one!
2006-08-20 14:22:34 · answer #6 · answered by diamonds_are_forever<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I love this
2006-08-25 12:38:03 · answer #7 · answered by PimpMeister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny. would be better if you didn't mention Tom Cruise.
2006-08-20 13:55:27 · answer #8 · answered by Lori 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u must have spent a long time writing this. its too much reading
2006-08-20 13:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by Aliyah w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm, I guess its a little funny?
2006-08-20 13:51:21 · answer #10 · answered by michael2003c2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋