Theyre a bit gross too:
!: One daythere was 17 year old guy (lets call him Charlie) who was going to take his gf home with him to have sex. He shared a room with his 9 year old brother, and they had bunk beds, Charlie had top, brother had below. Prom night, Charlie& his gf climbed up the bunk bed, where brother was sleeping below. They made code names so brother wouldn't wake up Lettuce=Harder! Tomato=New position. All you could hear was:
Lettuce!
Tomato!
Lettuce!
Tomato!
"Ugghh, You guys! Stop making sandwiches! Ur getting mayonaise all over my face!"
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One night a married couple were having sex, and their little boy of 3 years walks in and says: Mommy? What are u and Daddy doing?"The mom replies"Were just baking cakes, honey, go back to sleep." And he does so.2 weeks later, the litle boy asks while havng breakfast:"Mommy, were you and Daddy baking cakes again last night?" Surprised, the mom says"Yes. How did you know?" And the boy replies"I licked the icing off the pillow!
2006-08-19
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