I have 2 jokes...are they funny?

Question

Theyre a bit gross too:
!: One daythere was 17 year old guy (lets call him Charlie) who was going to take his gf home with him to have sex. He shared a room with his 9 year old brother, and they had bunk beds, Charlie had top, brother had below. Prom night, Charlie& his gf climbed up the bunk bed, where brother was sleeping below. They made code names so brother wouldn't wake up Lettuce=Harder! Tomato=New position. All you could hear was:
Lettuce!
Tomato!
Lettuce!
Tomato!

"Ugghh, You guys! Stop making sandwiches! Ur getting mayonaise all over my face!"
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2:
One night a married couple were having sex, and their little boy of 3 years walks in and says: Mommy? What are u and Daddy doing?"The mom replies"Were just baking cakes, honey, go back to sleep." And he does so.2 weeks later, the litle boy asks while havng breakfast:"Mommy, were you and Daddy baking cakes again last night?" Surprised, the mom says"Yes. How did you know?" And the boy replies"I licked the icing off the pillow!

And i know most of you have heard this from MySpace or school already, but who cares.

and DON'T f.u.cking answer my questions if they are not nice BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***** you all!

Answer 1

Yes, very good.
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

Very funny. Check out mine:

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-***?

Answer 3

Again, just wonderful. To those of us that use tools for a living, this is so true. I actually have a door in my shop that I keep my screwdrivers in. They got there one at a time, at a fast rate of speed, normally with an expletive or three, and the ones that buried themselves there now have the privelege of resting there untill needed!

Answer 4

Is mrs poohbear who answered cute stupid?
these are so gross, a small child and c*mm should not be in a joke at the same time!
Freak!

Answer 5

I've heard them both already. When I first heard the 2nd one, I went and told all my friends at school. I thought it was hilarious.

Answer 6

So where are the ttwo funny jokes? These weren't funny!!
I hate myspace

Answer 7

1=heard it on comic view
2= nice!

Answer 8

No, not funny just gross .... unless you're a 16 y.o. boy.

Answer 9

you are so sick. I love you.teehee

Answer 10

I thought that they were cute !!