Entertainment & Music - 16 August 2006

I tried to sniff some coke, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. .. first phrase makes you think i'm talking about drugs, huh? haha...just wanted to put that out there

2006-08-16 19:58:55 · 8 answers · asked by someone in the world 4 in Jokes & Riddles

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is sharp drop-off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.

Whew!

Now: What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

No really, think about it before scrolling down to the answer!
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What you should do:



Get your drunk a-s-s off the merry-go-round!

2006-08-16 19:58:13 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-16 19:57:38 · 1 answers · asked by Anna W 2 in Music

Where could you go to get one and how much and how can they help you

2006-08-16 19:57:35 · 8 answers · asked by KC O 1 in Other - Entertainment

Like (Flight 93) or (World Trade Center)

2006-08-16 19:57:22 · 11 answers · asked by robinmocar 1 in Polls & Surveys

i want to tee pee a nice teacher and put cute stuff, any ideas? ( this is for thous who cannot read)

2006-08-16 19:57:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Women are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they're the best. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.


Now Men....

Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

2006-08-16 19:56:30 · 12 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

What do you think are the best football movies between 1980-present?

2006-08-16 19:55:52 · 38 answers · asked by coach 2 in Movies

2006-08-16 19:54:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-16 19:53:51 · 43 answers · asked by rekha c 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-16 19:53:40 · 2 answers · asked by aa t 1 in Music

The maker of this item doesn't need, the buyer doesn't want, and the owner doesn't see?

Easy ten points. =)

2006-08-16 19:52:35 · 11 answers · asked by NecropolisXR 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-16 19:52:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I need to find Burning Witch's album. It is said to almost be impossible to get but I don't believe that in today's world. They made one cd and it's the heaviest cd of all time(some say). They rule and I'd like to own it. Anyone who has any real info, leave it here...\m/

2006-08-16 19:51:52 · 3 answers · asked by cliffb52 2 in Music

2006-08-16 19:51:28 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I don't think they look exactly alike but I sometimes think they are the same person. Everytime when I see Jake he reminds me a lot like Tobey from the same accent and features. I also think Jake should be the next Spiderman if Tobey doesn't do Spiderman 4 or if there ever going to be a Spiderman 4. I doubt it on that one.

2006-08-16 19:51:24 · 4 answers · asked by Mike 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-16 19:51:21 · 18 answers · asked by scopexsociety2006 1 in Movies

In the play/movie Rent, in the song La Vie Boheme they mention 'To S&M" What is it?

2006-08-16 19:50:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up???

2006-08-16 19:48:54 · 34 answers · asked by momoftwo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-16 19:45:46 · 5 answers · asked by jturns22 1 in Other - Entertainment

I like Devon, Teagan, and Carmen Luvana.

2006-08-16 19:44:36 · 9 answers · asked by leedogg1981 3 in Movies

I am looking for a special song, has to be about love, but not bump-and-grin if u kno what i mean. Something unique and different but that expresses love: not only the good of love but even the bad. The heart aches, pains, joy, gimme some love songs!!!

2006-08-16 19:44:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-16 19:42:38 · 2 answers · asked by dude d 1 in Other - Entertainment

The Christian fundamentalist family wanted to buy a Christian dog, so they found one that would fetch the Bible. And then when you told the dog to look up First Corinthians, it did it right away. And then when you didn't feel well, the dog would leap up on your lap and put a paw on your forehead and say, " Heel."

2006-08-16 19:41:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

yucky

2006-08-16 19:41:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-16 19:40:34 · 9 answers · asked by Dharma 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-16 19:40:32 · 16 answers · asked by kurleylovescheese 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-16 19:39:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-16 19:36:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-16 19:33:07 · 34 answers · asked by Phillip R 4 in Polls & Surveys