Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they're the best. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men....
Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
2006-08-16 19:56:30 · 12 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
.......and just like fine wine, the older the better (men)! lol
2006-08-16 23:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol theres a huge difference.
first off, us ladies ARE NOT complicating, YOU MEN are to LAZY to try and figure out simple stuff. and your way of thinking about women needs to change or else you'll continue grabbing for those fallen apples.
when will ALL guys stop being spoiled smelly cheese and ACTUALLY DO BECOME fine wine?
2006-08-17 03:04:41 · answer #2 · answered by What!? No Way!? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a fine analogy! I hope that's true. Although I haven't stomped many men in my day, I let mean women do the dirty work for me. =)
2006-08-18 21:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by sixteensgrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that but i think i'm mo like the roots of the apple tree. without me, women r nothing lol.
2006-08-17 05:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An English professor wrote the words:
"Woman without her man is nothing"
on the blackboard and directed the
students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing
=)
2006-08-17 04:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by Pisces 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
men as the giver; women as the taker...
2006-08-17 03:01:38 · answer #6 · answered by chona a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny â¥
2006-08-17 03:14:07 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol where did you get that joke ahahaha
2006-08-17 03:01:14 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahhah
2006-08-17 03:25:00 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's good, REAL good. LOL. LOL.
2006-08-17 15:04:06 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋