The Christian fundamentalist family wanted to buy a Christian dog, so they found one that would fetch the Bible. And then when you told the dog to look up First Corinthians, it did it right away. And then when you didn't feel well, the dog would leap up on your lap and put a paw on your forehead and say, " Heel."
2006-08-16 19:41:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wait, how can a dog SAY 'heel', god!! what are you trying to tell me, this is some kind of super dog that can speak the human language, nonsense!! i bet next you will be telling me that there are such things as aliens, and they are behind me with little ray guns and they are going to zap me and................................ EARTHLING SECURE!! THREAT LEVEL DOWN TO A MINIMUM, READY FOR TELEPORTATION TO MOTHER SHIP, SQUAAAANG!! ZOOP!!
2006-08-16 22:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In India there are interesting true stories about some dogs and elephants that became very enthusiastic and even cry in ecstasy and dance whenever there was a chanting and dancing party glorifying God. According to the science of reincarnation these animals have been devotees in the past life and somehow because of some offenses they took birth as dogs. However, they were conscious of God and their mistakes and they were naturally attracted to same kind of activities like in the previous life. Usually such great souls go back to the spiritual world after leaving their animal bodies.
Please, chant Hare Krishna and be happy.
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2006-08-17 02:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by Rama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame
2006-08-17 02:45:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow cute dog! I hope I can buy Batgirl one. Way to go! Good Joke!
2006-08-17 03:58:06 · answer #4 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's OK,but I've heard other jokes more hilarious than this one.
2006-08-17 02:52:10 · answer #5 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good.
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2006-08-17 03:12:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke. I chuckled.
2006-08-17 02:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by Reese 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! ya dats funny...
(cute christian doggie)
2006-08-17 02:52:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha smart puppy lol â¥
2006-08-17 21:56:48 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol kinda funny
2006-08-17 03:01:16 · answer #10 · answered by SugarKitty25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋