Entertainment & Music - 13 August 2006

Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people.

Q:How many blonde jokes are there?
A:None, they're all true!

Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.

The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles

2006-08-13 13:32:26 · 10 answers · asked by xo your a babe 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Also whats the most you've drank at one sitting?

2006-08-13 13:32:13 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-13 13:32:09 · 13 answers · asked by chica™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-13 13:31:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

South Park show.
I really like this show.

P.S I've download all 143 episode from Limewire.
Thanks.

2006-08-13 13:31:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-13 13:31:02 · 3 answers · asked by CHUCKY'S LITTLE SISTER 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-13 13:30:50 · 5 answers · asked by bisnass1 1 in Music

My answer is "a sheep in wolfs clothing"

2006-08-13 13:30:24 · 8 answers · asked by ksdallydal 2 in Television

just a random question that i came up with

2006-08-13 13:30:16 · 15 answers · asked by Cherylyn 1 in Music

2006-08-13 13:30:13 · 26 answers · asked by Sydney 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-13 13:30:03 · 4 answers · asked by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 in Music

2006-08-13 13:29:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-13 13:29:34 · 74 answers · asked by ROCKER CHICK 4 in Polls & Surveys

I've played for years (20+) , did the club / bar thing , some shows , recording , etc. blah blah, so i've been taking time off to regroup my thoughts (a lot of time off!) and not even touching any of my axes. I want to clear old habits and music thats been in my head for years , and start over again in a new direction. Anyone else doing this?

2006-08-13 13:29:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Tonight when Nicole and Paris "confont" each other on The Simple Life?

I hope they are both packing.....

2006-08-13 13:29:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

the bathroom? Have any of you actually done it?

2006-08-13 13:29:00 · 10 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

some guy makes this new virtual reality game and the kid starts to play it and when they all walk away the bad guy in the game starts to talk to him and eventually the kid loses but dies and no one know what happens. so it keeps happening and this girl figures it out and plays the game and eventually beats him

2006-08-13 13:28:14 · 3 answers · asked by makaveli1184 1 in Movies

My DVR didn't record the final show after watching all season. DOWN WITH DIRECT-TV! So...WHO WON???

2006-08-13 13:27:57 · 16 answers · asked by Jonathan K 1 in Television

because I think ELMO is going and Chucky's bride left ELMO for him. Why is Elmo going and Im not

2006-08-13 13:27:29 · 2 answers · asked by CHUCKY'S BROTHER THE CHEF 1 in Polls & Surveys

What do you think?

2006-08-13 13:27:25 · 14 answers · asked by Linda 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-13 13:26:29 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i accidentally deleted all 614 songs off my ipod!!!

2006-08-13 13:26:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

it getts really annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am punk not goth ah!!!

2006-08-13 13:25:36 · 12 answers · asked by my_emo_romance 2 in Music

I am hosting a Luau type party for a club I belong to and need some help. Any suggestions, web sites, etc. would be greatly appreciated. This is a club that people frequent on occasion and sometimes daily so all the help I can get is totally appreciated. We have to make it a success! Thanks in advance for all your help!

2006-08-13 13:25:31 · 2 answers · asked by celestine 4 in Other - Entertainment

Ive been trying to invite ppl to myspace but it says to start up the aim first. What is it, and how do i start it up.

2006-08-13 13:25:31 · 8 answers · asked by Zoey 2 in Other - Entertainment

What exactley are the steps? I know them but how did you complete all of them?

2006-08-13 13:25:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-13 13:24:16 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Not Chucky the doll, chucky on answers, the one DOPE(@ss)BIG BUTT BOY loves. No Chucky is not marrying him.

2006-08-13 13:24:12 · 6 answers · asked by CHUCKY'S BROTHER THE CHEF 1 in Polls & Surveys

do u have?
I have 1..

2006-08-13 13:24:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Thanks.

2006-08-13 13:23:55 · 28 answers · asked by its a boy! aka joey 1 in Polls & Surveys