Entertainment & Music - 13 August 2006

About a year ago I heard Halo, the most popular Xbox videogame, would become a movie. I was excited! But I was not thrilled about the wait until January 2007 when it was originally planned to be released, however just a few minutes ago I looked up information about it and it said it won't be out until 2008 now, what's up with that? will it ever become a movie or will it be pushed back until eventually they give up on it?

2006-08-13 15:44:59 · 16 answers · asked by Topher 5 in Movies

include links if possible

2006-08-13 15:44:59 · 12 answers · asked by mgjoke89 1 in Music

It was so stupid I walked out and I was like the 5th person to do so. I would not recommend this movie to anyone.

2006-08-13 15:44:52 · 8 answers · asked by Amy >'.'< 5 in Movies

2006-08-13 15:44:48 · 13 answers · asked by m7m 1 in Music

I've been having dreams about the future since i was a kid but i never actually remember the details until the event actually happens... Is there anyway i can get myself to remember it ahead of time?

2006-08-13 15:44:35 · 17 answers · asked by sniperwolfjulian 1 in Horoscopes

what is the name of the country song that goes .......when coke was a coke and cracks what you were doing when you were cracking jokes....screw was a screw and i'm down with thats what you said when you had the flu.....

2006-08-13 15:44:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-13 15:43:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette.
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they got together to discuss the experience.

Father Flannery, on crutches, his arm in a sling, with various bandages, spoke first. "Well," he said, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him, and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb! The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, an arm and both legs in casts, and with an intraveneous drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, "WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me, so I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul! And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of time praising Jesus. YEA brother!"

They both turned to the rabbi who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction, with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.

The rabbi squinted up at them and said, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start things out with my bear...."

2006-08-13 15:43:23 · 6 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

As in your life partner...
Or your lover...
Or,someone kicking your a*s...

Or,are you the Rocker of your lover's world?
Or,do the two of you Rock...two as one...like a hurricane...

2006-08-13 15:43:14 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

over yet? time for the reception!!

2006-08-13 15:41:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-13 15:41:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

BUYAGRA: Stimulant to be taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"

ST. MOM'S WORT: Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.


EMPTY NESTROGEN: Highly effective supplement that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

PEPTO-BIMBO: Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

DUMMEROL: When taken with Pepto-bimbo, can cause lowering of IQ, causing enjoyment of loud country music and cheap beer.

FLIPITOR: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, or phone number.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

RAGAMET: When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as nagging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

DAMMITOL: Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for 8 hours!

2006-08-13 15:40:43 · 13 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

If you want christinas back to basics email me at mario712@cox.net asap. Today and tommorrow only. This is Free

2006-08-13 15:40:21 · 8 answers · asked by Sexy Mama 1 in Music

2006-08-13 15:39:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

OK...some of you have given me some ideas. Let's have some fun!. I think this should be easy, but I was really involved in the industry in the 70's. Let see if this is too easy for you. Name the artist and song title from the following lyrics of 5 big hits from the 70's:

1. "...could it be a faded rose from days gone by? And did I hear you say..."
2. "...the man she knew as Cowboy, and the late night benediction at the..."
3. "...and let her know you think about her when you're gone...
And love her like..."
4. "...and they're harder to hold. They'd rather give you a song than diamonds..."
5. "...this time the hurtin' won't heal. You picked..."

I hope you enjoy this. I guess the response will tell if I was too easy or too tough.

2006-08-13 15:39:20 · 10 answers · asked by r0cky74 4 in Music

look at my profile and you can check it out!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-13 15:38:49 · 15 answers · asked by ▲▼▲▼ 5 in Polls & Surveys

well when he closes his eyes, can he see through his eyelids?

2006-08-13 15:38:42 · 13 answers · asked by ryan_duz 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-13 15:38:27 · 6 answers · asked by thedeliciousone14 3 in Celebrities

2006-08-13 15:38:21 · 13 answers · asked by Sumara 4 in Comics & Animation

I LOVE that show. It's so pointlessly funny! That dude can disguise himself. Freakazoid and Dexter Douglass were played by Different people.

2006-08-13 15:38:16 · 12 answers · asked by murcelle 2 in Comics & Animation

of your house?
where do u spend most of your time??

2006-08-13 15:38:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There's the new Pepsi Jazz commercial, which the music is very very annoying or there's the Rally's commercials first with the one with "Racing great, Ricky Bobby", then the one with the "Rap Cat" the first one was just annoying and the second one is stupid and annoying... what is the most annoying commercial you have ever seen?

2006-08-13 15:37:21 · 11 answers · asked by Topher 5 in Television

I was watching Drop Dead Fred and a particular scene perplexed me where the husband fumbles in bed and says his lovers name when he is with his wife.
"Isn't it better i be with you and say Anabella, then to say 'oh lizzy' and be somewhere with Anabella?"

So which is worse:
Calling your lovers name when you are with your spouse,
OR calling your spouses name when you are with your lover?

2006-08-13 15:37:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches? How?"

His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat, 'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone."

The husband replies, "Well, that's wonderful."

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife, and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps into bed, and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Wow! That was wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I'll be right back." He returns to the bathroom and then goes back to the bedroom, and round two is even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back into the bathroom.

This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing in front of the mirror, saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife."

2006-08-13 15:37:15 · 7 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

who thinks this?I do!Lots of people say "Rock is dead" or "Rap is dead' but they are not.If anyone has noticed new bands have been making really good rap and rock combinations llike Gorillaz,Linkin Park,and Korn.Rap and Rock are all good!Who agrees with me?

2006-08-13 15:37:15 · 7 answers · asked by lol!?? 3 in Polls & Surveys

Today's my birthday, and I'm having "Movie Night" tonight. There's so many movies lol. Maybe something comical?

2006-08-13 15:36:52 · 8 answers · asked by Danyizzle 4 in Movies

Who likes it? I loved it! Haven't gotten to see it until tonight, but the unrated version was just so gory right from the very start! Anyone else love this movie? Why or why not?

2006-08-13 15:36:50 · 12 answers · asked by MentalCaseMaggot 5 in Movies

2006-08-13 15:36:25 · 7 answers · asked by CHUCKY'S BROTHER THE CHEF 1 in Polls & Surveys

At the end of each show Rev. Run is shown in that bath tub texting(or e-mailing) quotes to people. Where can I find those quotes from each episode? Thanks a bunch!

2006-08-13 15:36:16 · 3 answers · asked by Poetic Jezebel 3 in Television

my celeb crush is jake gyllenhaal

2006-08-13 15:36:10 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities