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BUYAGRA: Stimulant to be taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

MENICILLIN: Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"

ST. MOM'S WORT: Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.


EMPTY NESTROGEN: Highly effective supplement that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

PEPTO-BIMBO: Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

DUMMEROL: When taken with Pepto-bimbo, can cause lowering of IQ, causing enjoyment of loud country music and cheap beer.

FLIPITOR: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

JACKASSPIRIN: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, or phone number.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT: A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.

RAGAMET: When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as nagging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

DAMMITOL: Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for 8 hours!

2006-08-13 15:40:43 · 13 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

I really could of used Jackasspirin while I was with a few of my ex's! TOO FUNNY! love em' all.

2006-08-14 12:34:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol metal note by dammitol sounds like the miracle drug for me :) ♥

2006-08-13 16:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

LMAO... Nice avatar too.

2006-08-13 15:44:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol.useful terms!..thx lol funny

2006-08-13 21:17:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha! Can you tell me where I can get sum of those??

2006-08-13 15:53:57 · answer #5 · answered by LilBrEeZii 2 · 0 0

haha nice!

2006-08-13 15:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL. Those are good!

2006-08-14 07:42:21 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

wow they should take that right ??

2006-08-13 15:45:33 · answer #8 · answered by jrmy 3 · 0 0

haha funny.. NOT!

2006-08-13 15:45:16 · answer #9 · answered by superboredom 6 · 0 0

cute.

2006-08-13 19:51:33 · answer #10 · answered by foxmoon 2 · 0 0

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