Entertainment & Music - 13 August 2006

He is the only one with sesame seed buns.

2006-08-13 20:03:25 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Please give serious and true answers.I don't want email!

2006-08-13 20:03:03 · 2 answers · asked by m s 1 in Television

2006-08-13 20:02:48 · 5 answers · asked by Treesy 3 in Celebrities

Put up a "Bingo" sign.




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2006-08-13 20:01:52 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

how did it end

2006-08-13 20:01:06 · 4 answers · asked by Luddy 1 in Television

I want to know the names of all the tupac albums. Besides the ones that came out after his death. Pre-death row..When he was with death row..everything.

2006-08-13 20:00:29 · 4 answers · asked by Poopdragon 3 in Music

MONEY!
LOL
You perverts!

2006-08-13 19:59:41 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I've never read the lyrics so I go by what I've heard the past, I don't know, 18 years.

2006-08-13 19:58:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-13 19:57:52 · 15 answers · asked by JOHNNY D 3 in Other - Entertainment

Bar Room Translations


1. "YOU GET THIS ONE, NEXT ROUND IS ON ME."
(We won't be here long enough to get another round.)

2. "I'LL GET THIS ONE, NEXT ONE IS ON YOU."
(Happy hour is about to end...drafts are now a dollar, but by the
next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.)

3. "HEY, WHERE IS THAT FRIEND OF YOURS?"
(I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your
attractive friend into a compromising position.)

4. "CAN I GET A GLASS OF WHITE ZINFANDEL." (FEMALE)
(I'm easy.)

5. "CAN I GET A GLASS OF WHITE ZINFANDEL." (MALE)
(I'm gay.)

6. "EVER TRY A BODY SHOT?" (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick
you.)

7. "EVER TRY A BODY SHOT?" (FEMALE TO MALE)
(If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to
you on the ride home?)

8. "I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME." (FEMALE)
(You are paying more attention to your friends than me.)

9. I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME." (MALE)
(I'm horny.)

10. "WHO'S GOT THE NEXT ROUND?"
(I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at
diverting attention.)

11. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO MALE)
(Get the hell out of the way.)

12. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am going to grope you now.)

13. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO MALE)
(Don't even think about groping me, just get the hell out of
the way.)

14. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO FEMALE)
(Move your fat ***. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not
all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are.
Coming in
here dressing like a ho... Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll
slap
you *****, like the slut you are.)

15. "WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON TAP?"
(What's cheap?)

16. "CAN I HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN?" (MALE)
(I'm really gay.)

17. "CAN I HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN?" (FEMALE)
(I'm really easy.)

18. "THAT PERSON LOOKS REALLY FAMILIAR".
(Did I sleep with him/her?)

19. CAN I JUST GET A GLASS OF WATER?" (FEMALE)
(I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.)

20. I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (FEMALE)
(I'm 19.)

21. "I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (MALE)
(I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 0.4
after my last visit here)

Two women were at a bar. One looked at the other and said, "You
know, 80 percent of all men think the best way to end an argument is
to make love." "Well," said the other woman," that will certainly
revolutionize the game of hockey!"

2006-08-13 19:57:35 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

the true definition of ohhhh crap!

2006-08-13 19:55:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

would you rather play a fender or gibson? and why?

I personally prefer fenders

2006-08-13 19:55:18 · 15 answers · asked by N/A 3 in Music

How do I go To sleep cuz I don't want to be sleeping in the class on the first day of school

2006-08-13 19:54:44 · 17 answers · asked by Emily Brown 1 in Polls & Surveys

I want to learn to play this song on the piano. Does anyone know where I can find the sheet music, or notes for it? It would be much appriciated...

2006-08-13 19:52:16 · 2 answers · asked by Akwat'k Ink 1 in Music

You know the ones...You join for two months and get one month free with the expectation of actually meeting one of the girls.

Is it one big come on or has anyone had any success in meeting anyone...?

2006-08-13 19:51:12 · 10 answers · asked by marnefirstinfantry 5 in Other - Entertainment

One day a guy walks in a bar and asks for five shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks why.
The guy says, "I found out my brother is gay."
The same guy, comes in the next day and asks for ten shots of
whiskey.
The bartender asks why.
The guys says, "I found out my other brother is gay."
The next day, the same guy comes in and asks for fifteen shots of
whiskey.
The bartender asks why.
The guy says, "I found out my other brother is gay."
The bartender says, "Doesn't anyone like pu ssy anymore?"
The guy says, "Yeah, my sister".

2006-08-13 19:50:59 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-13 19:50:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Does anyone know the translation of the song lyrics to Dead can Dance's: "Song of the Nile"?

2006-08-13 19:50:21 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

((asked by grumpydaysleeper, she's here with me, im visting her))-- ^.^

2006-08-13 19:49:13 · 19 answers · asked by ::Cinnamon_Spider_</3:: 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-13 19:49:11 · 7 answers · asked by sexietessie13 1 in Music

2006-08-13 19:46:48 · 11 answers · asked by ralijourdan 2 in Television

alright if there was this boy that you were datingfor about a month or two and when you broke up he said that he was only using you but then later he starts acting all caring and wants to go out again wouldn't you say no?

2006-08-13 19:45:26 · 17 answers · asked by xxmetal_healthxx 1 in Polls & Surveys

Got any ideas.maybe get drunk.or Fly to Europe or buy me a new car ? What ?

2006-08-13 19:44:17 · 4 answers · asked by Hea Dude ! 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-13 19:43:22 · 14 answers · asked by Graham G 1 in Polls & Surveys

tyler gage is Channing Tatum do you guys know his siblings names?

2006-08-13 19:43:20 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Don't lie now.... tell the TRUTH!

2006-08-13 19:42:51 · 41 answers · asked by heidielizabeth69 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-13 19:42:45 · 30 answers · asked by rimi 1 in Horoscopes

2006-08-13 19:41:17 · 8 answers · asked by bobthefrog1114 2 in Movies

>:O

2006-08-13 19:40:01 · 6 answers · asked by Avilak 2 in Television

2006-08-13 19:38:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys