Entertainment & Music - 13 August 2006

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

2006-08-13 20:20:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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I am really tired, should I go to sleep despite the nightmares?

2006-08-13 20:20:01 · 17 answers · asked by ^ _ ^ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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do you think this is touching and sad?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlknNoHXP6Y

2006-08-13 20:19:53 · 13 answers · asked by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you prefer the music of William Shatner or David Hassellhoff?

I know it's a tough question as they're both musical geniuses.

2006-08-13 20:18:20 · 8 answers · asked by Graham G 1 in Music

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Cable Question?

If you have an older model television. Say from 1996. Can you get digitial cable on it?

2006-08-13 20:17:44 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Television

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Is there anybody out there from illinois?

2006-08-13 20:17:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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baby names?

i need some baby names i want to name my duaghter "Sophia, Elizabeth,Martin. do you think this is a good name? and what are some good boy names?

2006-08-13 20:14:12 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you could make tomorrow from scratch, How would your day go?

If you could write the script for how your day would go tomorrow, what would happen?
Mine - I'd be flying to florida with my girl early in the mourning. Party with my friends out there. Eat fresh seafood, ride the trails along the beach. Drink and dance at Shepards on Clearwater Beach. Make love to my girl by the ocean. Fall asleep under the stars with her. Wake up to find I won the Lottery and don't have to leave.
Good night ppl.

2006-08-13 20:14:05 · 14 answers · asked by deleted 4 in Polls & Surveys

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getting a fax???

Gates (CEO of Microsoft), Andy Grove(CEO of Intel) and Jerry Sanders (CEO of AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussions, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting.

Bill says, "Oh, that's my emergency beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I really need to take this call." So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him.

Bill explains, "Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way, I can a take a call anywhere."

The others nod, and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He also states, "Oh, that is my emergency beeper. Excuse me, gentlemen, this must be an important call." So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air.

When he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, "I also have an emergency communication system. But my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in this fake tooth. Isn't that neat?"

The others nod, and the meeting continues.

Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says, "Uhh, somebody get me a piece of paper... I'm receiving a fax."

2006-08-13 20:12:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Where's my money?

2006-08-13 20:12:37 · 31 answers · asked by VOOL 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Are we having fun yet?

2006-08-13 20:11:46 · 14 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what is you favourite science fiction book?

what's about it?

2006-08-13 20:11:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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is this funny?

An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

2006-08-13 20:10:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Did you like RV?

Not a world shaking movie but I saw it last night (with Robin Williams). My daughter and I laughed alot, I think it reminded us of my husband, her father. Anyone else like it?

2006-08-13 20:10:38 · 8 answers · asked by Chloe 6 in Movies

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wt shud i gift to my dad.......its his birthday 2mrw........15th aug ...?

suggest except perfumes.....hankies......shirt...suitings.....jwellery...........coz i av already gifted these............plz help......n thx a lot.......4 ur answers..

2006-08-13 20:08:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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Swing when your winning - Robbie Williams?

This album has got me into this kind of music and i wanted to know if there is any decent albums out there that i can listen to as normal jazz/swing doesn't thrill me too much?

2006-08-13 20:06:53 · 8 answers · asked by larrythelamb 2 in Music

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Where could I obtain the old Japanese anime titled, "Marine Boy"?

2006-08-13 20:06:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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Favorite South Park episode?

Have to go with Jewbilee.

I love it when they ask Moses what he desires, and he says Macaroni pictures.

I also love the idea of Moses being a sci fi hologram.

Man Bear is a good one too.

Kartman as Butters robot is great.

Hippy fest is hilarious.

2006-08-13 20:05:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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