An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.
2006-08-13 20:10:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm going to my uncle's 80th birthday party in two weeks.I've got to remember to tell him that joke.Thanks.
2006-08-13 20:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...the doctor did it. ihave another story snow white was pregnant and the baby turned out to be a dwarf. so it is not a very happy ending for her except she got half of the prince fortune. Sorry kids that's how real life is
2006-08-14 03:23:07 · answer #2 · answered by Sabaidee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
80 year olds might have a little trouble "shooting the bear" lol thats funny
2006-08-14 03:25:51 · answer #3 · answered by SC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never met my 97 year old Grandfather...
he was "entertaining ladies" till he was 85...
2006-08-14 03:27:59 · answer #4 · answered by Angelus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. LOL.
I've heard it before, but you know that has to happen, sometimes. LOL
Thank you for the laughter.
2006-08-14 10:54:22 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard this one before and I like it. I'll be sure to repeat it to others. Thank you.
2006-08-14 04:09:33 · answer #6 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah but its very old though sorry sweetheart â¥
2006-08-14 03:35:38 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of old joke
2006-08-14 03:29:57 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahh funny
2006-08-14 03:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i find it funny but i like jokes like this
2006-08-14 03:32:51 · answer #10 · answered by Crystal A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋