Bar Translations and a small joke at the end ♥?

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Bar Room Translations


1. "YOU GET THIS ONE, NEXT ROUND IS ON ME."
(We won't be here long enough to get another round.)

2. "I'LL GET THIS ONE, NEXT ONE IS ON YOU."
(Happy hour is about to end...drafts are now a dollar, but by the
next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.)

3. "HEY, WHERE IS THAT FRIEND OF YOURS?"
(I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your
attractive friend into a compromising position.)

4. "CAN I GET A GLASS OF WHITE ZINFANDEL." (FEMALE)
(I'm easy.)

5. "CAN I GET A GLASS OF WHITE ZINFANDEL." (MALE)
(I'm gay.)

6. "EVER TRY A BODY SHOT?" (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick
you.)

7. "EVER TRY A BODY SHOT?" (FEMALE TO MALE)
(If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to
you on the ride home?)

8. "I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME." (FEMALE)
(You are paying more attention to your friends than me.)

9. I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME." (MALE)
(I'm horny.)

10. "WHO'S GOT THE NEXT ROUND?"
(I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at
diverting attention.)

11. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO MALE)
(Get the hell out of the way.)

12. "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO FEMALE)
(I am going to grope you now.)

13. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO MALE)
(Don't even think about groping me, just get the hell out of
the way.)

14. "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO FEMALE)
(Move your fat ***. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not
all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are.
Coming in
here dressing like a ho... Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll
slap
you *****, like the slut you are.)

15. "WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON TAP?"
(What's cheap?)

16. "CAN I HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN?" (MALE)
(I'm really gay.)

17. "CAN I HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN?" (FEMALE)
(I'm really easy.)

18. "THAT PERSON LOOKS REALLY FAMILIAR".
(Did I sleep with him/her?)

19. CAN I JUST GET A GLASS OF WATER?" (FEMALE)
(I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.)

20. I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (FEMALE)
(I'm 19.)

21. "I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (MALE)
(I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 0.4
after my last visit here)

Two women were at a bar. One looked at the other and said, "You
know, 80 percent of all men think the best way to end an argument is
to make love." "Well," said the other woman," that will certainly
revolutionize the game of hockey!"

Answer 1

LMAO i loved them all expecially #14 lol i can see women thinking that...
10/10
keep posting i love them

Answer 2

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Answer 3

that is too damn funny!! i love #14 cause it is the truth. you post so many jokes on here- you are definitely a comedian!

Answer 4

LOL. LOL.
You get'em, girl!
Great. Have a really nice day!

Answer 5

Those were great! :) I love jokes like that that have double meanings. I especially enjoyed #14- I can definitely see someone thinking that in their head. Thanks for posting!

Answer 6

I see... *takes note* go to bar... look for girls drinking white zinfidel or white russian.

Answer 7

nice double meaning

Answer 8

lol #14 is the best keep it up lol

Answer 9

LOL
This sounds like something Da Bears would say.... I wonder where she could be... hmmm.....

Answer 10

thanks for the advice on how to tell how pple feel o express themselves in bars...