Entertainment & Music - 11 August 2006

Workmen play football Supervisors play cricket Officers play tennis CEOs pay golf.
Conclusion or Moral - As u go higher ur Balls get smaller!
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A farmer fixes a cow milking machine on his manhood and has a gr8 orgasm. But could not take it out. Refers to the manual & faints.
The manual said "AUTO RELEASE AFTER 5 LITRS"

2006-08-11 01:55:46 · 26 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

1) Shave Your Head
2) Eat A Live Rat
3) Star In A Porno
4) Watch An Episode of Oprah

2006-08-11 01:55:39 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

At first I thought he was the dad but says "Amanda" will be sleeping alone now. That she is too young to understand. It's confusing......Anyone know what song I'm talking about?

2006-08-11 01:55:24 · 5 answers · asked by ambay 3 in Music

2006-08-11 01:54:37 · 42 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

Who can explain a little bit more to me about Detective Conan?? It`s a bit confusing me....

2006-08-11 01:53:34 · 5 answers · asked by yana 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-11 01:52:05 · 3 answers · asked by Tyler 2 in Movies

tell me exactly... what do you think of this girl?
I think she is beautiful but i want to hear from as many people what they think and why??
http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AmUTkQOKZWyOw39zedRuYt8ezKIX?show=AA12311526

2006-08-11 01:51:56 · 35 answers · asked by GREEK GODDESS 1 in Polls & Surveys

It's my wifes favourite track. Looking to get it on a compilation with that and similar music.

2006-08-11 01:51:44 · 4 answers · asked by alanth 2 in Music

clue: tenenenen tenenenen tenenenen....

2006-08-11 01:51:28 · 14 answers · asked by coldplayerboy 1 in Music

I'm going to my Nana and Grandad's house in a couple of hours and I don't know what to do when my brother and I are there. Apart from their company, tv and taking us out pretty much where ever we want, there's not a lot to do their so we have to entertain are selves. Any ideas on what to do there to pass a bit of the time? They don't have a computer so what could I do? Maybe something creative? What do you suggest?

2006-08-11 01:50:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

OOOPS......I KNOW IT'S A STOOOOOOOOOOPID QTN.....BUT STUPIDER ANSWERS ARE WELCOME!!!!!
MAKE ME LAUGH......C'MONE......

2006-08-11 01:50:39 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If not I'll see ya around lunch time .

2006-08-11 01:50:21 · 17 answers · asked by litespeed2rw 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 01:49:21 · 6 answers · asked by Sweepy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

kinda like a last comic standing sort of thing...

2006-08-11 01:49:05 · 9 answers · asked by monkey m 1 in Celebrities

in light of the new smashing pumpkins album on the way, i started thinking of whom i would like to see reform and put out new material. Easy for me.....that would be for Marr and Morrissey fall in love again and reform the Smiths for a new album and tour.

2006-08-11 01:48:28 · 8 answers · asked by damosvas 1 in Music

2006-08-11 01:48:11 · 32 answers · asked by Da Great 1 6 in Polls & Surveys

I read that she was let go, but Dave Kent is still there, I'm curious as to what happened

2006-08-11 01:47:52 · 5 answers · asked by dlmagoo2 1 in Other - Entertainment

Between COKE or PEPSI ! And I'm not talking about the white powdery stuff before you guys get started .

2006-08-11 01:46:24 · 38 answers · asked by godsbird2006 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 01:46:09 · 30 answers · asked by blossomingcactus 3 in Polls & Surveys

...His head was found on the driver's range,
And his body has never been found."

2006-08-11 01:45:57 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

2006-08-11 01:45:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-11 01:45:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Why everybody almost expect for kids love sexs why?? It so disgusting:( yukkkkkkkk!!!!

2006-08-11 01:44:22 · 23 answers · asked by Juxeski 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-11 01:42:23 · 25 answers · asked by c.A.w. 2 in Music

2006-08-11 01:42:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And how many points?

2006-08-11 01:42:18 · 58 answers · asked by SikSonic 4 in Polls & Surveys

Nobody on the road
Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air
Summers out of reach
Empty lake,empty streets
The sun goes down alone
I'm drivin' by your house
Though i know your not home

But i can see you
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on,baby
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

I never will forget those nights
I wonder if it was a dream
Remember how you made me crazy?
Remember how i made you scream
Now i don't know what happened to our love
But babe,when i get you back
I'm gonna show you what i'm made of

I can see you
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
I see you walkin' real slow and your smilin' at everyone
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

Out on the road today,i saw a Black Flag sticker on a Cadillac
A little voice inside my head said,don't look back you can never look back
I thought i knew w

2006-08-11 01:42:14 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Music

Can anyone tell me why Seizer and Bonnie could not go back in the Big Brother house. They said its for legal reasons but I want to know the reasons

2006-08-11 01:41:57 · 18 answers · asked by Loady 2 in Television

SHOULD SUPERHEROS REMOVE THIER MASKS AND AND REVEAL THIER SECRET ID' AND BECOME SOLIDERS OF THE STATE THEY LIVE IN?
THIS IS THE LATEST QUESTION IN MARVELS LATEST EPIC COMIC BOOK CIVIL WAR.SO I ASK YOU SHOULD THEY REMOVE THIER MASKS.

2006-08-11 01:41:19 · 7 answers · asked by MIkey 1 in Comics & Animation

Paris hilton says she's not having sex for a year. Do you think she will stay celibate?

2006-08-11 01:40:57 · 26 answers · asked by cocoa♥ 3 in Celebrities